The United States of Buffoonery

I remember laughing at the political passions of lands far away, and I know that the world must be watching us in amazement. They may be wondering how this great land could have transformed into such a liberal pit of vengeance. How is it that this proud Nation devolved into the United States of Buffoonery?

It is time that "We the People" stand up and put a stop to this nonsense. Spoiled brats get that way, because they are allowed to do as they please without consequences. I believe it is time for the grown-ups to awaken, slap some liberal rear-ends, and send them packing. This upcoming season of electioneering is the perfect opportunity to do just that.