When it comes to teacher-masterminded cheating there appears to be a different standard:
Imagine for a moment the reprimand we might have received at school and at home had we been found cheating on a test years ago back in school. And then consider how much worse we would have made it for ourselves, at least at home, had we suggested our actions were somehow the result of a bad recipe or culture or a test-obsessed system.
Speaking of cheating, it turns out thats how the President of the United States got his name on the ballot for Indianas Democratic presidential primary back in 2008. Now, Im not saying Barack Obama was a party to the fraudulent behavior; he wasnt — but Mr. Obama was the beneficiary.
Granted, Hillary Clintons campaign also forged petitions in Indianas second congressional district, where both candidates needed 500 valid voter signatures. Clinton garnered 704 scribbles, of which as many as 130 were proven in court to be fraudulent; Obama had only 534, with as many as 90 forged. Had this been discovered at the time, Clinton, unlike Obama, would have still had enough signatures to qualify, leaving her the only Democratic choice on the Indiana ballot.
The culprits for Clinton and Obama were longtime St. Joseph County Democratic Party Chairman Butch Morgan and then county Board of Elections worker Dustin Blythe — both convicted last week — and two other Board of Elections workers, who previously pled guilty. In other words, it was an inside job.
Another inside job that just keeps jobbing the little taxpaying people of Montgomery County, Maryland, is the stranglehold the countys public employee unions have on the county council. For years, county employees were allowed, arguably encouraged, to use very minor disabilities to retire at close to full pay.
Whats most noteworthy about the saga, The Washington Post editorialized after the passage of a measure reforming the disability retirement system, is the monumental political effort that was required to fix a scheme that was so obviously rife with abuse.
Calling it a scam, the paper pointedly offered, Montgomery taxpayers can blame the influence of the Fraternal Order of Police and other public-employee unions, which fought tooth and nail to preserve and protect a massively inefficient and corruption-prone arrangement.
Now, in tough times, after taking nearly five years to fix an obviously corrupt system, the county council is moving ahead with union contracts that bestow double-digit raises on county employees — 20 percent for fire fighters, 15 for police officers, and 14 percent for other government workers.
Enough. It gets to where you need a break from the ugly politics of running government for the sake of the governors at the expense of the governed.
Lets throw a party!
We can use the federal governments huge reserve of helium to fill 33 billion balloons — thats more than 100 balloons for every man, woman and child!
Think of all the fun, the harmonic convergence, the national unity as we all share an experience, and last, but not least, the balloons as they rise into the atmosphere could create enough shade to perhaps reverse global warming.
I only mention the idea because the Congress is having trouble deciding what to do with all of its excess noble gas, i.e. the federal helium reserve (located under the Texas Panhandle). Several presidents and many in Congress have said they want to shut down the silly program, in existence now for nearly 100 years, since the age of helium-powered zeppelins. But last Friday, the U.S. House voted 394 to 1 to keep it.
Cant make sense of it, of course, but the federal government sells helium below market rates and then complains that the private sector isnt producing enough helium to allow the government to stop selling its reserve. So, the program previously set to expire continues.
Solution: Congress should either require each congressperson to take a hit of helium gas before speaking on the floor of the chamber. Or sell the entire federal helium reserve to the highest bidder.
After getting maybe just one balloon for every kid 12 and under. [further reading]