One more summit of world leaders could always be held to calm tensions, at Algeciras in Morocco one year, at The Hague the next. Those firmly in charge of the world's affairs were much too enlightened to let things spin out of control. From their vantage point on the bridge, they would guide us all to safe harbor.
Europe's royal houses were intermarried. European civilization united all. The spread of industrialization, education and general prosperity would prevent the outbreak of any general war. A new and better age had arrived.
These were modern times after all; science had replaced fate some time ago. Planning and progress were the order of the day.
And then came Sarajevo. And the lights were going out all over Europe.
All that is history now. The world has come through a sea of dangers to emerge triumphant into a new era of peace and prosperity. The great recession that marked recent years has ebbed, the tide has been reversed, enlightened statesmanship and daring leadership have carried the day. Hope and change have triumphed, happy days are here again.
Doubt it? Just look at the latest figures on the rebounding American economy:
Last month 243,000 new jobs were created in this country. Onward and upward go our economic fortunes. Not since this president's first full month in office has the unemployment rate been so low. It's down to 8.3 percent nationally after dropping for five consecutive months.
The skies above are clear again, so let's sing a song of cheer again. Especially since it's an election year again.
All those worries about Europe's economic woes holding us back have dissipated. Greece totters, Italy and Spain are next in this row of dominoes, but don't worry, be happy. Any crisis can be postponed, the bankrupt bailed out, the financial contagion contained, the euro saved.
The stock market reacted to the latest unemployment figures by jumping 156 points, or 1.2 percent in a day. "Dow Highest Since May 2008" --Page 1, Wall Street Journal, February 3, 2012.
We all know what happened after May of 2008: the financial panic of 2008-09 and the subsequent Great Recession. But why go into detail?
To quote our president, "the recovery is speeding up...." To borrow a reassuring phrase from another president, "the fundamental business of the country ... is on a sound and prosperous basis." --Herbert Hoover, October 25, 1929. Needless to say, it wasn't.
Maybe this economy is recovering, as so many of us expected it to do sooner or later. Ours is a resilient country with enormous resources, and a people with deep reservoirs of strength.
This patient may indeed be on the road to recovery, but Dr. Obama appears incapable of giving it what it may need most: a good leaving alone. Instead, he always seems to be running around rearranging the deck chairs on the U.S.S. Economy, whistling a happy tune as the band plays on.
Another payroll tax cut here, another $1.3 trillion deficit there ... who cares? With any luck, nothing will go wrong, at least not before Election Day.
Meanwhile, another great ship, the capsized Costa Concordia, still lies on its side off the coast of a picturesque Italian island, another victim of a heedless captain and age-old hubris. And waits to become not just a disaster but a symbol.