Now it's on Indiana. And North Carolina. And Oregon. And... all the way to
Denver late in August? The votes are in from the Keystone State: Hillary
Clinton, the once - and future? - Inevitable Nominee now has scored a solid
but scarcely decisive victory over another formerly Inevitable Nominee. So
the race to mutual exhaustion goes on.
By winning convincingly in Pennsylvania, Senator/Mrs./Comeback Kid Clinton
has not won the nomination but the chance to keep on fighting, fighting,
fighting for it. Once again she's stopped the Charisma Kid in his well-oiled
tracks - but without taking a clear lead herself.
All along, Hillary! has been claiming that
Barack Obama was an unknown quality. She said he hadn't been vetted, as the
political consultants put it in their awful lingo, the way she has been
forever and ever - and don't we know it! Miss Hillary has been vetted so
long, to lapse into the colloquial, she's been mighty nigh ruint. Or as the
pollsters would say in their grating way, she's got the highest negatives of
the three still-standing presidential candidates.
Sen./Tigress Clinton has set out to do the vetting of her Democratic
opponent herself - vet him to shreds if she can. And primary after primary,
with more than a little help from her rival's miscues, she's succeeding -
not necessarily in winning her party's presidential nomination but in seeing
to it that, by the time her opponent does, he'll be damaged goods.
This is a Democratic donnybrook only a Republican could love. At one point
Hillary Clinton claimed that she and, yes, John McCain were the only
candidates in this three-cornered bout that the American people could trust
to answer that famous red phone at 3 a.m. As a Democratic presidential
candidate, Sen. Clinton delivers a pretty good commercial for the Republican
one.
What a show. At this wild and woolly point, the campaign for the Democratic
nomination has got all the subtlety of the WWE, the delicacy of the NFL, and
the refinement of NASCAR. That is, none at all.
Rome had its bread and circuses; this our new Rome has presidential
elections. To quote Finley Peter Dooley's sage Irish barkeep and doctor of
philosophy, the great Mister Dooley himself, politics ain't beanbag. Of
course it isn't; it lacks beanbag's intellectual honesty.
The ever-quotable Mr. Mencken once said nobody ever went broke
underestimating the taste of the American public, or multisyllabic words to
that effect. A cynic could as well say that nobody ever lost a presidential
race that way, either.
The challenge now facing Barack Obama in this race is to hit hard and low
without seeming to. He'll need to counterpunch with class - not so softly
he'll be ineffective, but not so hard that he'll muss his hair and ruin his
appeal as a politician above politics.
It'll be a neat trick, maybe an impossible one. He's had the best of
educations for it - both upscale Harvard Law and low-down Chicago politics.
But how do you win a vicious campaign virtuously? How do you win a
presidential nomination without tarnishing it in the process? How do you rip
apart your opponent without ripping apart your party?
With each bitter primary, an increasing number of Democrats may believe what
both their leading candidates say - about each other.
What started as a political race is becoming a combination grudge match and
demolition derby. It'll go on until the usual ceremonial reconciliation at
the end, when the contenders kiss and make up nice things to say about each
other. But if this Democratic slugfest goes on much longer, the mutual
flattery at that point is going to sound even less convincing than it
usually does.
Primary by primary, round by round, the wounds open, and it won't be easy to
suture them up before the Democrats' less than democratic national
convention. That's when the superdelegates, the party's autocrats, will have
to decide the issue.
Who said the brokered convention was dead? Only the brokers have changed.
Instead of the traditional party bosses picking the winner in some
smoked-filled room, the superdelegates will settle things in their own
various, and maybe devious, ways. The more things change, the more they
remain essentially the same. The smoke may be gone, but the mirrors remain.
Meanwhile, great issues remain to be explored - like the worldwide threat
from a fanatical jihadism and how to counter it, and an economy rocking into
a recession by some other, more polite name (downturn, slowdown). But where
are the great leaders who'll treat those issues as something more than
campaign fodder? Will we have to wait till this quadrennial circus is over
before an appreciation of reality sets in like a hangover?
They say God looks after fools, drunkards and the United States of America.
Let's hope so. But let's do more than hope. America will need to think. And act.