Mike Gallagher

Perhaps I can give it my best shot here. Your creepy Edward R. Murrow impersonation at the end of every broadcast causes a viewer to alternate between mortification and pity. When you start attacking an American-loving, patriotic individual who happens to be to the right, your flaring nostrils and angry baritone remind me of a demented 19-year old broadcasting school student who is attempting to keep from failing the class. Your repeated personal attacks against President Bush are reminiscent of that Glenn Close character in “Fatal Attraction” who boiled her ex-lover’s rabbit on the kitchen stove. And your belief that regularly attacking the prime time stars of Fox News Channel in the hopes of increasing your ratings on MSNBC is as transparent as your little granny glasses perched on your pointy little nose. Besides, I keep watching the cable news ratings at TVNewser.com and you just can’t seem to even come close to beating them. Ever.

One might wonder why I’d want to be called the worst of anything. But I truly long to be called out by you on “Meltdown with Keith Olbermann.” Because just like you can’t quite figure out how to beat Bill O’Reilly, you evidently have no idea how much joy and satisfaction you bring to everyone you slander.

Believe me, considering the company I’d be in, being called “The Worst Person In The World” by Keith Olbermann would be one impressive badge of honor.

Please think about it, okay?

Thanks for your consideration.

Respectfully yours,

Mike Gallagher
Salem Radio Network
New York/Dallas

Mike Gallagher

Mike Gallagher is a nationally syndicated radio host, Fox News Channel contributor and guest host and author of 50 Things Liberals Love to Hate.