Mike Adams

For those who don't already know, the Sex Workers' Art Show is an event featuring prostitutes, porn stars, and cross dressers. They travel to campuses around the country and perform some rather unusual acts in front of college students. For example, they sometimes rub lubricant on themselves while they read poetry. One sex worker/performer inserted a sparkler into his rectum while singing the Star Spangled Banner on stage in front of students. Of course, student activity fees usually help fund these "stimulating" events.

Unsurprisingly, President Gene Nichol felt that censoring the Sex Workers Art Show would be inappropriate. Shoving burning objects into your rectum while singing in a public setting is core constitutionally protected speech, in Nichol's view. So he issued a statement saying the following:

"The First Amendment and the defining traditions of openness that sustain universities are hallmarks of academic inquiry and freedom. It is the speech we disdain that often puts these principles to the test. The College of William & Mary will not knowingly and intentionally violate the constitutional rights of its students. Censorship has no place at a great university."

It is worth asking whether Gene Nichol - now a UNC professor of constitutional law - really simultaneously holds these two positions: 1) that there is a constitutional right to see someone sodomizing himself with a sparkler, and 2) that the public display of a cross unconstitutionally establishes an official state religion.

Nichol's positions aren't rooted in logic. They are just public displays of unmitigated anti-Christian bigotry. Of course, there is nothing in the constitution that enforces the separation of anti-Christian bigot and state. It looks like North Carolina is stuck with this angry hypocrite forever.

Now fast forward to the current controversy. Nichol the cross banning bigot, and occasional opinion columnist, is now claiming that his constitutional rights are being violated by UNC in two ways:

1. UNC administrators are asking him to put a disclaimer on his opinion pieces saying that his views are not necessarily the views of the UNC administration. And I agree with Nichol. The university should not have views. It should facilitate the exchange of views. To the extent that administrators say "these aren't our views" they implicitly endorse the opposite view. And that is wrong.

2. UNC administrators are also asking for a heads up every time Nichol publishes something controversial. This is nothing but an overreaction to the time when Nichol falsely accused the governor of being a segregationist just before he came to visit the UNC campus. It is also an unworkable request. Nichol is so out of touch with reality that he thinks the public display of a cross is more controversial than publicly singing with a burning object shoved in your rectum. Therefore, Nichol cannot be expected provide a heads up while his head is buried … so deeply in the sand.

Indeed, there should be no such restrictions on freedom of speech for hopelessly confused Leftists like Gene Nichol. No one cares if he falsely accused the governor of being a racist right before he came to visit UNC. We all know that the days of cross burning are over in North Carolina. The old generation of bigots that once burned crosses has been replaced by a new generation of bigots that bans them.

Disclaimer: The column you have just read doesn't necessarily reflect the views of the UNC administration. They aren't really smart enough to write something this enlightening (or relaxed enough to write something this funny)

Heads Up: My next column is going to embarrass the crap out of the UNC administration. You guys had better hurry up and finish your monthly fundraising.

Mike Adams

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Letters to a Young Progressive: How To Avoid Wasting Your Life Protesting Things You Don't Understand.