Mike Adams

February 7. Sexual Empowerment Week moves to the Grand Ballroom to accommodate the climax of the week’s events (bad pun, sorry), which is a Sexuality Exploration Fair. Information will include how to masturbate (which is something no one can learn to do without a college education) and how to engage in BDSM sexual practices. BTW, BDSM stands for “bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism.” BTW, BTW stands for “by the way.” I know a lot about acronyms. I went to college.

February 7. Sexual Empowerment Week will be completed in the Multi-purpose Room between 8 and 9 p.m. with a book discussion. The topic is “the realities of dominant/submissive relationships.” I would submit that S&M is a dominant theme in the week of events.

I would also like to submit a series of public records requests to Dr. Marilyn Chamberlin, the morally confused individual who organized this absurd week of events at taxpayer expense. Specifically, I would like to know how much this cost and what plans she has to fund events that counter her advocacy of sexual permissiveness. You know, in the name of sexual diversity.

If you are interested in joining me, her contact information is listed below:

Dr. Marilyn S. Chamberlin
Associate Professor of Sociology
Director of Women’s Studies
108B McKee
Cullowhee, NC 28723

Also feel free to share your concerns with Pat McCrory. I think those of us who are fed up with pseudo academic nonsense in the liberal arts can get his attention. We just need to make some noise by using the public information below:

Office of the Governor
20301 Mail Service Center
Raleigh, NC 27699-0301
Phone: (919) 733-5811
Fax: (919) 733-2120

These professors may be sick but they aren’t stupid. They have tricked us into funding their side in the current culture war. And the casualties are our children.

Mike Adams

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Letters to a Young Progressive: How To Avoid Wasting Your Life Protesting Things You Don't Understand.