Mike Adams

The Caucasian Resource Center (CRC). This center will focus on advancing Republican efforts to eliminate affirmative action. Data will be made available, which will show that states eliminating race-based affirmative action (particularly Texas and Washington) have observed two things: 1) Black enrollment usually declines the first year after race-based affirmative action is eliminated, and 2) Black enrollment dramatically rebounds during the second year of race-neutral admissions.

The larger point of the CRC is two-fold: 1) the Democrats are keeping the black man down just as they did during the time of slavery, and 2) the GOP is trying to emancipate blacks from the subtle slavery of low expectations.

The Fetus Resource Center (FRC). The Democrats are supposed to give voice to the powerless. But, for years, they have been waging war on an unarmed enemy. That is about to change. We will now take state funds that were being used to encourage death and use them to encourage life. When a UNCW student gets pregnant and is abandoned by the “man” who impregnated her we will step in and provide for her.

The larger point of the FRC will be to reintroduce the concept of “compassionate conservatism.” Many have asked what that means. We intend to show them and also to lobby indirectly for pro-life legislation.

The Straight Talk Resource Office (STRO). Gay Resource Centers are killing young people. In fact, they are driving them to suicide. A young man who is persuaded to pursue the gay lifestyle will lose, on average, one-fourth of his life expectancy. Therefore, convincing 32 young men to come out of the closet is the same as getting eight of them to commit suicide. Do the math, folks. And, please, don’t get emotional. Let reason be your guide.

We will also use this office to promote our abstinence education agenda. Young women need to hear that entering into a sexual relationship is a lot like putting a bumper sticker on a car. You have a right to peel the sticker off and apply it to another surface. But the more often you try to reapply the bond, the less likely it is to stick.

El Centro de Inglés Solamente (EOC). We will use the English Only Center to promote the idea that the United States is superior to all other nations, particularly Third World nations that are falling prey to the temptations of socialism. Some may think that such an agenda would be offensive to immigrants from the Third World. But if it is not true then what are they doing here? Of course, every program in the new EOC will be presented in English only. How else will we advance the GOP agenda against bi-lingual education?

Our new EOC would be particularly beneficial to students in the Watson School of Education. But the Watson School of Education will soon be eliminated. It’s just another arm of a DNC lobby whose time has come and gone. They had their chance. Now change is on the way.

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Mike Adams

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Letters to a Young Progressive: How To Avoid Wasting Your Life Protesting Things You Don't Understand.