Currently, the Pride Alliance at Tech receives funding from the SGA. The College Republicans do not. Now that Tech has been sued by a Republican over the funding issue the tension is palpable. Gays and their allies are calling the suit “intolerant” because, among other things, it seeks to allow the Republican group to be funded on an equal footing with Tech’s homosexual group.
But the gays and their allies don’t want that. They want two things: 1) For the school to keep funding the Pride Alliance and 2) For the school to keep denying the Republicans equal funding.
The fact that the gays and their allies a) see themselves as open-minded for supporting a one-sided presentation of gay issues and b) see the Republicans as narrow-minded for supporting a more diverse presentation of viewpoints speaks volumes about both their intellectual prowess and emotional stability.
But pointing out the lack of intelligence and emotional grounding of the Georgia Tech Gay Gestapo isn’t enough to make them angry. The way to really make them mad is to point out their intolerance. Lately, that’s been easy to do.
Gay Yellow Jackets and their allies have started a campus group condemning a plaintiff in the lawsuit. They have sent emails to that plaintiff (from Georgia Tech addresses) saying things like “bitch I want to choke you.” Some have expressed a desire to throw acid in her face. They have posted pictures of her adorned with swastikas on the internet. They have also passed out posters in dorms calling her a “Twinkie bitch” – this to suggest that she is Asian on the outside and Caucasian on the inside.
In other words, these people are more than just dumb and emotionally unstable. They are also intolerant, not to mention violent.
I can’t help the Georgia Tech Gay Gestapo feel better about the dumb, unstable, and violent labels. They’ve earned them and they’re going to stick. But perhaps I can make them feel better about the attributions of intolerance by reminding them that I can be intolerant, too.
-I am intolerant of child rapists. I think they should receive mandatory minimums of 25 years.
-I am intolerant of racial segregationists. I think they should all lose their jobs as diversity experts.
-I am intolerant of people who double park. I sometimes spill coffee on their cars by “accident.” (Just kidding).
-I am intolerant of cell phones. I fail students who answer them in my class. (Not kidding).
-I am intolerant of people who talk in courtrooms. I tell them to shut up before I get the bailiff.
-I am intolerant of communists. They have killed too many people to earn my respect.
-I am intolerant of abortionists for the same reason.
-I am intolerant of girls who wear snow shoes with miniskirts. My problem is with the former, not the latter.
-I am intolerant of people who say the word “like” every third word. I like think that like they should like be deported.
-I am intolerant of illegal aliens. And so are you, don’t lie.
-I am intolerant of crack dealers. They profit from the misery of others. Plus, they’re really loud once they’ve emptied a crack pipe. Just ask Whitney Houston.
-I am intolerant of people who drive 40 MPH in the fast lane. I sometimes call the cops and say that they were swerving.
-I am intolerant of people who let their Pit Bulls run loose without a leash. That’s why I’m thankful for my friends at Springfield Armory (www.Springfield-Armory.com) who just sent me a free personally engraved XD .45 ACP. It really is the best handgun of the year.
Once the gays start to think about it, there’s nothing wrong with intolerance as long as you are intolerant of the right things and willing to admit it. So, let me close by adding one more thing to the list:
I am intolerant of violent racist homosexual hypocrites who physically threaten women in the name of tolerance. You are simply a disgrace to your country. Not to mention spineless cowards.