Mike Adams

-I am intolerant of people who double park. I sometimes spill coffee on their cars by “accident.” (Just kidding).

-I am intolerant of cell phones. I fail students who answer them in my class. (Not kidding).

-I am intolerant of people who talk in courtrooms. I tell them to shut up before I get the bailiff.

-I am intolerant of communists. They have killed too many people to earn my respect.

-I am intolerant of abortionists for the same reason.

-I am intolerant of girls who wear snow shoes with miniskirts. My problem is with the former, not the latter.

-I am intolerant of people who say the word “like” every third word. I like think that like they should like be deported.

-I am intolerant of illegal aliens. And so are you, don’t lie.

-I am intolerant of crack dealers. They profit from the misery of others. Plus, they’re really loud once they’ve emptied a crack pipe. Just ask Whitney Houston.

-I am intolerant of people who drive 40 MPH in the fast lane. I sometimes call the cops and say that they were swerving.

-I am intolerant of people who let their Pit Bulls run loose without a leash. That’s why I’m thankful for my friends at Springfield Armory (www.Springfield-Armory.com) who just sent me a free personally engraved XD .45 ACP. It really is the best handgun of the year.

Once the gays start to think about it, there’s nothing wrong with intolerance as long as you are intolerant of the right things and willing to admit it. So, let me close by adding one more thing to the list:

I am intolerant of violent racist homosexual hypocrites who physically threaten women in the name of tolerance. You are simply a disgrace to your country. Not to mention spineless cowards.

Mike Adams

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Letters to a Young Progressive: How To Avoid Wasting Your Life Protesting Things You Don't Understand.