That doesn't mean they are there yet, Liza. It just means that there is a clear trend in the direction of nymphomania. Had they erected two vibrator museums - instead of just one - I might have taken the plunge and suggested that they are already “nymphomaniacs.” But, cautious as always, I held my tongue.

3. In your letter, you also accuse me of “calling students such derogatory names as ‘whores’” which is “simply disgusting and inexcusable.” You also repeat (for good measure) the assertion that my speech “seems to go beyond the  bounds of free speech and into the territory of "[Harassment] based  on... sex," which is specifically mentioned in the Harassment Prevention Policy of the UNC system.

Actually, you really blew it, here, Liza. Recently, at “The Vagina Monologues” our campus feminists suggested that it is acceptable to call women “c**ts.” So, of course, had I really called them “whores” that would have been much better than calling them “c**ts” as the feminists would prefer. But, of course, I did not call them “whores.” My actual statement follows:

“Jessica Polka, an executive board member for the co-sponsor of the event, was recently quoted as saying that ‘We also have the goal of trying to work toward fighting the social stigma against female sexuality.’ In other words, she wants college women to become whores without being ostracized.”

The only question, Liza, is whether you are, a) actually illiterate, or b) pretending to be illiterate in order to levy a false allegation of sexual harassment against me. Either way, things aren’t looking very good for you.

Finally, I want to address your most cavalier paragraph, which states that “I'm sure you notice that I have copied this e-mail to the Chancellor of UNC-Wilmington, as well as to the Director of Human Resources. At the very least, I feel that you owe the female students enrolled in the public university system of North Carolina -- all of them -- an apology for this harassment. If you are not willing to give it voluntarily, it is my hope that your superiors will demand it.”

This is a point on which we finally agree, Liza. I do hope that Chancellor DePaolo demands an apology for my remarks. If you will recall, last year I published a sexual harassment report after a female student wrote me an unsolicited email talking to me about her “vagina.” I also published a complaint about a female student who put condoms in my mailbox, told me I should not be allowed to reproduce, and called me an “insensitive a***ole.”

Since the university never called me about my complaints, I have come to “feel very strongly” that the administration’s indifference is “sexist” and “discriminatory.” I bet it even constitutes sexual harassment and violates the existing anti-discrimination policy.

So, Liza, you have really done me a tremendous favor. After reading your letter, I have decided to sue my university. Thanks for inspiring me to do the right thing. I plan to have my mommy write to thank you, too.

Mike S. Adams' (www.DrAdams.org) speech at the University of Florida has been cancelled. He will next speak at Dalton State University on November 16th.