1. Is this the breast possible speaker you could have hired to cover this topic?
2. How badly did you milk the taxpayers in order to pay for this event?
3. Is your university udderly insane?
4. Does Annie Sprinkle know that you should not expose your breasts in public? Or does she just have a bad mammary?
5. Are these questions sufficiently titillating to elicit a response?
I look forward to hearing back from you.
Sincerely,
Mike S. Adams