-Recently, a black female (and Democratic politician) was allowed to finish her term as a member of the UNCW Board of Trustees, despite some rather obvious signs of mental instability. For example, she thought the local police had broken into her house to unplug her refrigerator, dump trash in her bathtub, and put thousands of lizards inside her house. She also accused the local police of following her all the way to Hawaii to defecate on the bed sheets in her Maui hotel room (all of these accusations are explained in her book “Under Oath: Memoirs of an honest politician”).
After the black trustee publicly called a white police officer “White trash,” I thought the university should have let her go for her racism. When the university decided to keep her, I thought it was a sign of racism on behalf of an institution that constantly holds black people to lower standards of behavior. But, now, I know that the university just loves black people and wants more of them (but don’t call them “them”) around. Of course, I know Rosemary DePaolo loves black people. I’ve even seen pictures.
Earlier this year, Dr. Deborah Brunson, director of the Office of Campus Diversity, credited the school’s low minority population to UNC-W’s proximity to the beach, which she said is generally not appealing to black students. The following inferences can be drawn from Brunson’s statement: 1) Diversity Directors are really smart people who make really astute observations and, 2) the university does not have to defend itself against accusations of white racism since racism is not the reason for black under-representation at the institution.
But just in case you weren’t convinced, UNC-W and Rosemary DePaolo just love black people. And I know it’s true because I’ve seen the pictures.
I hope that all university presidents from across the land have learned a valuable lesson from this simple editorial. You, too, can promote segregation and racism and even make it official university policy. And if anyone ever picks up on your racist policies, you can crash a segregated party, have your picture taken with a black man, and post it on the university website. That’ll remind people that you really aren’t a racist.
Next time you are surfing the web, log on to www.uncw.edu to see how much we love black people here at UNCW. Fo’ shizzle, Rose nizzle!
Mike S. Adams (www.DrAdams.org) will speak at Ohio University on October 5th. The event is free, open to the public, and will not be segregated. He will also speak at the University of Florida School of Law on November 1st.