Mike Adams

The article on the front page of The Front Page was called ?Nation Remains Divided over Same Sex Marriage.? It was a fine piece of journalism. Had we only watched Fox News, we would have been under the impression that gay marriage was banned in eleven of the eleven states considering the issue this election year. We really need to purchase gay magazines with public funds. Put simply, we must counteract the right wing media?s distortion of the gay marriage issue.

We really enjoyed reading this second gay magazine because it had great ads for books that Queer Notes omits entirely. In fact, Grandpa just ordered ?Queer Astrology for Women? on amazon.com. We also found some great Christmas cards in this exciting magazine. The one with the naked man holding mistletoe over his head with one hand and covering his genitals with the Christmas ornament is going out to all of our friends this season. We?re even sending one to the Office of Campus Diversity to show our appreciation.

We are also sending Chancellor DePaolo a copy of the ?hairy studs? calendar we ordered from the magazine. Thank God they accept Visa and MasterCard. Finally, a place where we can do all of our Holiday shopping without leaving home!

We didn?t see the previous issue of Queer Notes, which contained a picture of two naked men engaged in sodomy. But we saw enough to know that this is a serious university spending public funds on a diversity mission that benefits us all. That is why we intend to give UNC-Wonderland all of the financial support it deserves.

Enclosed is a check to the university for $0.02. After reading the garbage you buy with my tax dollars, I just needed to put in my two cents worth.


Mike Adams

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Letters to a Young Progressive: How To Avoid Wasting Your Life Protesting Things You Don't Understand.