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14. Would you support an abortion of an unborn baby while protesting animal abortion?

15. Do you think that Bill Clinton uses Viagra?

16. Do you think that Chris Matthews has good communication skills and respects women?

17. Would you favor the execution of a convicted female killer while she was eight months pregnant?

18. Have you ever asked someone where the ?any? key is located on your computer keyboard?

19. Have you ever nodded during a speech by Jesse Jackson?

20. If your roommate stole your bong would you call the police?

21. Have you ever told a waitress that your sushi was undercooked?

22. Do you think that masturbation should be taught in our public schools?

23. Do you think that Pee Wee Herman should be allowed to teach in our public schools?

24. Do you think that the words ?b****? and ?ho? should be used to avoid cultural bias in IQ testing?

25. Have you ever watched a beautiful sunset and thought ?hmm, science has clearly established that we all evolved from primordial soup.?

Feel free to use any of these questions the next time you are confronted with a suspected idiot in a social situation. In fact, feel free to use them all. Just a single ?yes? will tell you all you need to know.  And, if you don?t like my opinion, just hit any key to escape this editorial. You know where the ?any? key is, don?t you?

Mike Adams (www.DrAdams.org) enjoys hunting when he is not administering intelligence tests and making fun of liberals.


Mike Adams

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Letters to a Young Progressive: How To Avoid Wasting Your Life Protesting Things You Don't Understand.