I don't know who's more confused about Syria, President Obama or me.
With his alleged use of poison gas against his own people, including women and children, Bashar al-Assad of Syria has crossed our president's famous red line -- again.
But unlike the last time Assad crossed the president's red line, this time President Obama means business.
No, seriously. He does. Really. He's not just talking you-know-what.
In the words of The New York Times, the war hawk-in-chief is going to "hold the Syrian government accountable for a 'moral obscenity' that has shocked the world's conscience."
An attack on Syria's military assets looks inevitable.
The administration is turning up the rhetoric and lining up our allies to support us. The cruise missiles are parked and taking aim offshore. The news media are on full alert.
It could happen this weekend. But whoever is truly responsible for the use of poison gas in the suburbs of Damascus is still an important question without a credible answer.
The U.S. Department of State, our intelligence agencies and the corrupt charlatans at the United Nations all assure us that it was Assad's side.
They're still collecting the evidence but, "Trust us," they say, "it was the rebels. We'll have the proof for you in just a few months.”
Is it just me, or do you feel a "Gulf of Tonkin" moment coming on?
A lot of wise people who don't work for Obama are wondering how Assad would be so stupid.
He's beating the rebels. He's already murdered 100,000 of his unfortunate citizens with bombs and bullets. (Was that OK as long as he didn't use poison gas?)
Why would Assad want to guarantee the military wrath of the United States by using the only weapon short of tactical nukes that could get three ex-peaceniks like Obama, Joe Biden and John Kerry calling for military intervention against him?
Even Hillary Clinton could tell you it's the Syrian rebels who stand to gain the most from Assad's use of chemical weapons.
And the Russians are not the only ones to suspect that the rebels, in their desperation to get outside help, might have sacrificed a few hundred innocent lives to get it.
It wouldn't be the first time that cold-hearted calculus was used in that bloody part of the world.
President Obama insists he's not after regime change in Syria, which is another thing that makes no sense. Is he trying to send Assad some sort of subtle hint?