Marybeth Hicks

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment. (Note: But only if you’re already born.)

Demand nine: Open borders migration. [a]nyone can travel anywhere to work and live. (Note: And free unicorns to ride there!)

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system. (Note: Hanging chads.)

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don't mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period. (Note: In other news, Greece fails.)

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies. (Note: Because of course there’d be no credit to report.)

Demand thirteen: (Paraphrasing) All unions, all the time.

Well, there you have it. This is what it looks like when thousands of young people take to the streets of America, spouting off all those great civics lessons and American political theory they learned in our public schools, not to mention displaying their terrific command of free market economics.

Personally, I can’t read this list and comprehend it. It’s all Greek to me.

Marybeth Hicks

Marybeth Hicks is the author of Don't Let the Kids Drink the Kool-Aid: Confronting the Left's Assault on Our Families, Faith, and Freedom (Regnery Publishers, 2011).