How the Grinch stole Hanukkah

Frank Greenhall, the superintendent of the Warwick public schools, is not feeling the joy yet. Parents are grumbling that his new winter wonderland strategy of inclusion is "anti-Santa": "Maybe the Gingerbread Man is insulting to someone. Then you have to say Gingerbread Person. If you don't like the Gingerbread Person in the picture, get a picture with the winter scene. I'm not pushing any one agenda," an exasperated Greenhall sputtered, "I just look forward to when this is over." In Yorktown, interim superintendent Vincent Ziccolella is singing the same tune: "I would really like to get busy and do some education issues instead of ... creches," he told a local reporter.

The Christmas wars are not about ideology, in other words, but bureaucracy: Busy officials have better things to do than negotiate the hurt feelings of an increasingly fired-up (also lawyered-up) public. It would be easier to just ban everything.

You can't help but sympathize. You also can't help but pause and give thanks to God that we share a country where religious wars consist of fights about what Breakfast With Santa will be called this year.

Still, I can't help but feel there is something of great educational value in these earnest, repeated attempts to get the Christmas thing right. The world is suffering right now for a model of how people of different faiths can live together in genuine community, without sacrificing their conscience and their faith to the great secularizing god of government. If humanity is going to find the answer anywhere, it's going to be here, in the United States.

Breaking news: In Honolulu, Rabbi Itchel Krasnjansky was inspired by the Seattle brouhaha to ask that a menorah be added to the Hawaiian airport this year for the very first time. Harried holiday airport managers in the middle of the busiest travel season of the year responded: "Sure."

Now was that so hard?