Consider each time Obama clumsily detonates one of his explosive foot-to-mouth missiles. What happens? Democrats tumble into action, masterfully deflecting judgment. The left boldly beckons its mainstream media on a whim to digitally water down Obama’s dynamite gaffes. The mainstream news agencies kneel before Obama in the aftermath of every verbal blunder, chanting to the world that Obama is messiah.
And of course, to annihilate a political emergency quickly, Liberals can always light the fuse for the big blast of RACISM!
In China’s final challenge, even its women’s gymnastics scandal could not push China past the liberals. The world is sneering at China for brashly claiming its little, nimble pixies --who won the gold medal in team competition-- are all 16 years old. But the little gymnastic prodigies look more like they are eight years old. Maybe this issue is all a simple misunderstanding –you know, like all of Obama’s questionable relationships and worrisome statements seem to be. Certainly, when the tiny competitors ages are all added together maybe then they equal sixteen. Regardless, the little girls’ passports (which document their required age) are probably more believable than just about anything Obama ever says.
China used the Olympics to make a valiant attempt at narrowing the propaganda gap, but the liberals held on to their lead and still have their upcoming Democratic convention. Expect them to smash their own world record.