Larry Elder

 I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
 There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
 Should we fault him for the policies -- or is he just their tool?
 The lies keep piling on.

 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 His wreckage will live on.

 I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
 As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
 Let the smokestacks keep polluting -- do we really need clean air?
 The surplus is now gone.

 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Your safety net is gone!

 Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
 Though the whole world knows it's crazy -- and the U.N. says to wait;
 When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
 Diplomacy is done!

 Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
 Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
 Enraging several billions -- to his brainlessness redounds;
 The Doofus marches on!

 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 Glory! Glory! How he'll screw ya'!
 The Doofus marches on.

 One student in the class, a self-described "conservative Christian Republican," almost bolted from the room. The student, however, feared the teacher's reputation for vindictiveness that could result in fewer assigned solos, or, even worse, not getting an invitation for the class's out-of-town concerts.

 According to the Center for the Study of Popular Culture, registered Democrats outnumbered Republicans by a 10-to-1 ratio in the faculty of 150 departments at 32 elite colleges and universities. At 13 of the schools, they found only one Republican. And four of the schools showed no registered Republican in the departments examined.

 Former First Lady Barbara Bush once marveled at how "any Republican" gets elected, given the anti-GOP bias in the media. And she admits she did not think her son would win: "I just thought, it's too difficult, and you're not gonna like this, but my gut feeling is that all the media is against George, Republicans, any Republican." Republicans fight not only media bias, but bias in academia.

 In any case, the L.A. Unified School District showed great experience and agility in coordinating buses. The mayor of New Orleans is probably impressed. And, at least no college or university supplied a bus to the World Can't Wait rally. But don't give them any ideas.


Larry Elder

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