Kurt Schlichter (Twitter: @KurtSchlichter) was personally recruited to write conservative commentary by Andrew Breitbart. He is a successful Los Angeles trial lawyer, a veteran with a masters in Strategic Studies from the United States Army War College, and a former stand-up comic.
Post Hill Press will publish his book “Conservative Insurgency: The Struggle to Take America Back 2013-2041” on July 15, 2014.
Kurt has been published in the New York Post, Washington Examiner, Los Angeles Times, Washington Times and elsewhere. He has also been a guest on Fox News, the Hugh Hewitt Show, the Dennis Miller Show, the John Phillips Show, the Tony Katz Show, the Greg Garrison Show, Geraldo, The Snark Factor, the Derek Hunter Show, and the WMAL Morning Show with Larry O’Connor, among others. He appears weekly on Cam & Company on NRA News.
Kurt has published four #1 bestselling Amazon "Political Humor" ebooks in a row: "I Am a Conservative: Uncensored, Undiluted and Absolutely Un-PC" (also an audiobook), "I Am a Liberal: A Conservative's Guide to Dealing With Nature's Most Irritating Mistake," “Fetch My Latte: Sharing Feelings With Stupid People,” and “Fifty Shades of Liberal.”
Kurt rose to the rank of Army colonel (Infantry), commanded a cavalry recon squadron, and served in Desert Storm and Kosovo as well as multiple disaster operations. He lives in the South Bay area of Los Angeles where his hobbies include red meat and red wine.
Liberals lie not only because the truth repels them like work repels a Democrat but because they hope to force you into accepting their lie and therefore becoming complicit in their deceit.
CNNs Republican debate on September 16th will be conducted with dignity and gravitas by questioners like Hugh Hewitt and Jake Tapper, who will treat the candidates with a level respect and courtesy that many of them just dont deserve. They have to. I dont.
Hey GOP establishment, how about, for once, you cause your opponents pain instead your allies? Youve managed to win back both houses of Congress by which I mean we conservatives won them back for you and since then youve accomplished exactly nothing.
In the wake of yet another killing spree by an Obama voter, there were the predictable calls to do something about guns.
Conservatives are allowed to disagree with each other, especially when the other conservatives are wrong.
Donald Trump will be beaten, but it sure as hell is not going to be the establishment that does it.
And to President Clinton, President Abbot said into the camera, I ask that you stop your threats of war and allow the Free States of America to separate in peace, and let our two nations remain brothers instead of enemies. Goodnight, and God bless all Americans.
There's this great scene in The Godfather where Sonny explains to Michael that to take out an enemy youve got to get up close and bada-BING! blow his brains all over his nice Ivy League suit.
Republicans fear a repeat of 1992, with a squishy Bush at the head of the ticket watching helplessly as some populist businessman/novelty act hands the election to a Clinton. But Democrats should fear the far more likely repeat of 1968.
Last year, my book Conservative Insurgency: The Struggle To Take America Back 2009-2041, predicted a liberal sellout of Israel. The prediction was wrong only in terms of who led the betrayal.
Liberals do not care whether you live or die. Thats a harsh but accurate assessment. Your death is acceptable collateral damage in their pursuit of their progressive policy goals.
We conservatives have spent far too long playing by the old rules when liberals have completely changed the game. There was a time when laws meant what they said, when individual rights were important, when the government did not make it its business to oppress the executives ideological opponents, and when principles mattered. But that time has passed.
Is there anyone in the entire universe who isnt Lindsey Graham, John McCain, or Lindsey Grahams mother who thinks that Lindsey Graham should be president?
So, though no fault of your own, you are a young conservative male coming of age in a time when the deck is so heavily stacked against you that its like Michael Moore was leaning on it.
As ISIS continues its orgy of rape and beheadings in Ramadi, perhaps our president could show a rare flash of dignity by simply slipping out the back door of the White House and down the road to the links instead of putting on his annual farce of honoring the sacred dead at Arlington.
Picking on the mainstream media is easier than offending radical feminists, and almost as much fun, but just because its barely a challenge doesnt mean we shouldnt do it. We should. We must.
I damn sure didnt go to war for this country twice to come home and be told by a bunch of homely chicks with daddy issues, effete literary fops scandalized by the notion of resistance to Third World pathologies, and nimrod sons of politicians playing at journalism what I can and cant say.
We decent Americans are bombarded with lies, libeled, and subjected to petty (and, increasingly, not so petty) tyrannies by government flunkies.
The last time some Twitter leftist sneered at me and called me a breeder, I wondered whether this collectivist genius considered not reproducing to be a wise long-term strategy.
I commanded a cavalry squadron, so my default tactic is to attack. And the increasingly desperate, fascistic flailing of the left as it seeks to hold onto power is a signal that its absolutely time to sound the trumpet.