Kurt Schlichter

Posted March 18, 2015

When I wrote my recent Townhall column, Hillary Will Be President Of Nothing, I expected that the response from the foam-lipped Left would be irrational, unhinged hate. And I looked forward to it since, like all good conservatives, I feed off of impotent leftist rage.

Posted March 16, 2015

The only people who should be afraid of Hillary Clinton running in 2016 are her fellow Democrats, and the only thing they should fear more than her running and losing is her running and winning.

Posted March 09, 2015

Oh my goodness, the 2014 election victories didnt end the war! You mean the progressives are still out there dreaming of a future full of hugs and goosestepping?

Posted March 02, 2015

Its time to give current university system the Old Yeller treatment, except normal Americans will giggle when this rabid mongrel gets put down.

Posted February 23, 2015

The last few weeks have raised a critical question for all Americans: Is the liberal elite unbelievably dumb or unbelievably cynical? Do our over-credentialed, under-educated, would-be betters actually believe the bullstuff they are shoveling, or do they really think that we normal Americans are so stupid that they can lie to our faces and we will just take it?

Posted February 16, 2015

The only thing more elusive than an attractive liberal feminist is a conservative Christian mass murderer, but that doesnt keep Team Progressive from pressing on with its never-ending snipe hunt to find one.

Posted February 12, 2015

Speaking of crazy talk, I see that President Obama is calling the Islamic fanatics attacks in Paris random. Who would've thought that a bunch of anti-Semitic fans of ISIS who say they're going to go out and murder Jews might actually go out and murder Jews? What are the chances?

Posted February 02, 2015

Its no surprise that the Obama administration desperately wants to keep Bowe Bergdahl from being convicted of desertion. It cant even bring itself to call the Taliban terrorists who held him terrorists.

Posted January 26, 2015

My car needs washing, and frankly Id prefer that the losers who think Obamas free community college idea is super awesome ought to get off their lazy hindquarters and wash it for me for free.

Posted January 19, 2015

Jeb Bush is a lumpy, over-hyped, empty suit who operates under the delusion that his marginal success is more than an accident of birth, that it is a result of his inner specialness rather than a manifestation of pure entitlement.

Posted January 12, 2015

The world is being rocked by a rash of workplace violence, though what the Administration believes the Koran has against workplaces remains unclear. Those who eschew the willful blindness of the cowardly and foolish see clearly that the Islamofascist freaks are running up the body count across the globe. The question is what, if anything, are we going to do about it?

Posted January 05, 2015

Its fitting that 27 plus years of active and reserve service in the United States Army ended with a piece of paper, but those of us who had the chance to serve understand that the military runs on paper.

Posted December 29, 2014

Every single thing liberals say is a lie. No exceptions.

Posted December 22, 2014

It's shameful that a company like Sony would go groveling to a deceitful, tyrannical, un-American thug, but this column is not about Sonys sucking up to Al Sharpton.

Posted December 15, 2014

The July 4, 2019, ceremony marking the final dissolution of the United States of America was quite amicable compared to the anger and bitterness of the preceding five years.

Posted December 08, 2014

Its crystal clear that Hillary Clinton has a glass jaw and is poised to be knocked out in 2016.

Posted December 01, 2014

As Barack Obama invites in five million illegals to scoop up American jobs, and as those normal Americans lucky enough to still have jobs wait in traffic while morons block the freeway because some Swisher Sweets-puffing felon got himself killed, Hillary Clintons chances in 2016 plummet.

Posted November 24, 2014

Grubergate is just one of the score of scandals, frauds, and failures that have destroyed any trust in this collection of creeps by anyone except the most leftist and the most stupid, two sets which, if graphed in a Venn diagram, would be represented by a single circle.

Posted November 17, 2014

Lets take a moment to revel in the utter failure of progressivism.

Posted November 10, 2014

It's been almost a week and I am still giggling like a women-gendered schoolchild as I gaze out over the smoking ruins of the Obama dream. The voters spoke, and what they said to Obama was, You suck.



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