Kathleen Parker

Now would seem a good time for all good Catholics to calm down. Some are making life difficult for those of us who insist that religious folks in this country are relatively sane and civilized about their beliefs and supportive of the principles, including free expression, that allow us to worship (or not) as we please.

Especially problematic are those who've reportedly made death threats recently to express disapproval of the now infamous, anatomically correct chocolate Jesus.

Death threats? Isn't that what outraged Muslims do when cartoons hurt their feelings? I guess all God's children got guns.

Having now seen photographs of the chocolate figure, I can't say that I was deeply offended. It wasn't pornographic, and using chocolate as a medium isn't inherently disrespectful.

That said, no one should pretend that the sculpture was intended as a tribute to Christ. When invitations to view a nude chocolate Jesus during Easter week read ``Come Eat Jesus,'' one can without hysteria infer that the purpose is to mock those who celebrate the passion of Christ and to trivialize the sacrament of communion.

The pity is that those who felt mocked reacted with choreographic outrage, thus giving the offending camp the free publicity it craves. Catholic League watchdog Bill Donohue led the usual pep rally and, after a few days of hue and cry, the exhibit was canceled by the hotel that housed the gallery where the exhibit would have appeared.

As religious skirmishes go, it was all fairly tidy. No explosives, no body parts, no lasting damage to civilization.

Donohue, however, might have done better to lead public rosaries of reparation on the sidewalk outside the hotel rather than ranting on TV. Thoughtful Catholic Christians, who expect to be mocked and treated with contempt by the world, pray for the souls of blasphemers.

Thanks to his stagecraft, Donohue is now being compared to imams who issue fatwas against those who insult Islam. While the two share similarities in superficial ways, they are worlds apart in important ways.

Obviously, the common thread is religious sensitivity. Muslims and Catholics alike want their religious beliefs respected and are angered when non-believers ridicule them. Catholics have been under siege by the secular culture for years, confronted with everything from rock star Madonna's antics to "Piss Christ" to a Virgin Mary painting adorned with elephant feces.

All were intended to provoke -- gratuitously.

Kathleen Parker

Kathleen Parker is a syndicated columnist with the Washington Post Writers Group.
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