At last count, rioters had burned 3,300 vehicles, and torched untold numbers of schools, post offices, police stations and other government buildings. They've also injured at least 10 riot police, as well as a woman on crutches who suffered burns when she was doused with gasoline and set afire.

What set off this conflagration of emotion and chaos were the accidental deaths of two teens who were electrocuted while hiding in a power substation, reportedly believing they were being pursued by police. The youth, like most of the rioters, were of North African descent and lived in the heavily Muslim, unassimilated poor areas of France.

Rioters reportedly are increasingly organized, communicating by cell phones and the Internet, and strengthening both in number and ferocity. Police discovered a gasoline bomb-making factory, as violence has spread as far west as Normandy and south to Nice and Cannes. Attacks also have been reported in Lyon, Lille, Marseille and Strasbourg.

We wouldn't want to leap to conclusions, but veteran dot-connectors might note that "Muslim" keeps cropping up in the same sentence with words like "rampage" and "destruction." And that France's policy of appeasement doesn't seem to be very effective among those filled with rage and armed with Islam.

This is not to suggest for one millisecond that Islam is anything but a religion of peace (PBUH). But I - like most sane Americans - am probably going to steer clear of vacation spots where large numbers of unhappy Muslim youths reside. If I were French, I'd consider vacationing in the U.S., where Muslim-Americans, like their recently liberated Iraqi brethren, express themselves at the polls.

As final advice to vacation travelers, an official in Basra, where tourism has been declared open, offered this: "Tourists should dress like locals and maybe dye their hair," said one official. "And they should have armed guards and they should be always vigilant."

Tempting, isn't it? (ITALICS)Where, oh where, did I stash that burqa? And all that money wasted on tasteful highlights.(END ITALICS)

Both France, the ever lovely, and Iraq - once the cradle of civilization - deserve to be inundated by cheerful tourists eager to part with hard-earned cash. Time will tell which becomes the destination du jour: Iraq, which is plotting a future without war?

Or France, which is putting its own future in peril by denying that this IS war?