Kathleen Parker

WASHINGTON - In his State of the Union address, President Bush offered few surprises, other than his weird concern about steroid use among athletes, but he did demonstrate something reassuring.

He conveyed that he has grown into his role. As he strode down the center aisle toward the lectern in the House chamber, greeting members of Congress, Cabinet members and generals, Bush looked the part: dignified, warm, comfortable in his skin, more statesman than cowboy, fully possessed of that rare quality we call class. In a word, he was presidential.

And then there was Iowa. The Democrats have some work to do.

Howard Dean's rant following his third place in the Iowa caucuses - already dubbed the "I Have a Scream" speech - will be forever embedded in the American psyche as the night Dean lost it. His control, his image and probably his nomination.

Pushing up his shirtsleeves and looking like he might bust a carotid artery, Dean began shouting: "We will not quit now or ever!"

"Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House.


Actually, no.

Yes, Dean has duffel bags full of money and thousands of wired Deaniacs, and, yes, things can shift. But, I wouldn't bet on it. No matter the message, the messenger in this case has delivered an image and made an impression that won't soon fade. Dean's disturbing dark side seems too close to the lunatic fringe.

Americans might tolerate human frailties in their presidents. Forgive lapses in judgment or a slippery syntax. But nuts they don't need.

Dean attempted to explain his behavior:

"You've got to have some fun in this business," he said on talk shows following his performance.

That was fun? We can all relate to the occasional meltdown, but most of us try to throw our tantrums after the guests have gone home, the children are asleep, and we've locked ourselves in the bedroom. Spouses optional.

But Dean unleashed his auto-exorcism in plain view of the entire universe, including our fans in the Arab world. And we want them to model their countries after ours? I kept waiting for Dean's head to start spinning as Deaniacs reached for crucifixes.

Kathleen Parker

Kathleen Parker is a syndicated columnist with the Washington Post Writers Group.
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