John Leo
Asked what he thought about illegal immigration, the late singer-politician Sonny Bono replied: "It's illegal." Nowadays, of course, referring to illegal immigration as somehow illegal is considered overly harsh and judgmental, perhaps racist and nativist as well. Better to refurbish one's vocabulary by talking about "undocumented workers," which eliminates that unwelcome hint of lawbreaking.

Since postmodern English is a living language, even "undocumented workers" has come to seem too negative, mostly because of that troublesome "un." So some people have started to use the term "immigrants" to cover both legals and illegals, the point being that there is no important distinction to be made between them. One person who talks this way is Cruz Bustamante, one of the many disappointing candidates for governor in California's recall election. He said that "anyone who works and pays taxes ought to have a right for citizenship." As Mickey Kaus pointed out, this means that anyone who can make it across the border and find a job would qualify for prospective amnesty and full citizenship. There would be no downside to unlawful immigration.

Bustamante was asked by a reporter whether he sees any difference between legals and illegals. He replied: "Have you been out to the fields? I have. I grew up out there." Good point. If I'm ever asked whether breaking into a house is different from walking in the front door as a guest, I intend to say: "Have you ever been out to the Jersey suburbs? I grew up out there."

Compassionate incoherence on this issue is politically mandatory because the Latino vote is in play. Few pols in either party are willing to risk anything by referring positively to any relevant immigration standard or law. In California, the target of the recall election, Gov. Gray Davis, has signed a bill that would grant driver's licenses to illegal aliens. Only a year ago, when his future looked brighter, he vetoed a similar bill. The Democrats are trying to paint Arnold Schwarzenegger, an immigrant himself, as anti-immigrant because he opposes policies that blur the distinction between legal and illegal immigration. He thinks they undermine the legal immigration process. And they do.

Driver's licenses are given to illegal immigrants in several states. At least 39 states are considering bills on the issue, some in favor of licenses, some opposed. The argument in favor is that the illegals are a fact of life in America, they often need to drive to work, and licensing them will help make sure they get auto insurance. Maybe, but it looks like an attempt to deflect an immigration issue by converting it into a matter of auto safety.

John Leo

John Leo is editor of and a former contributing editor at U.S. News and World Report.

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