John Hawkins

Posted November 14, 2015

How are you doing in your cute little safe spaces? Whos an adorable college student? You are!

Posted November 10, 2015

If there are people whove heard of you, there are people who hate you with a white-hot hate that only those who are anonymous can feel for someone they never expect to meet face-to-face.

Posted November 07, 2015

1) Hillary Clinton, your husband has had numerous affairs, has had sex with an intern and he settled a sexual harassment case with Paula Jones. Incidentally, there are far worse accusations than that against him that havent been proven. So, isnt it fair to say that your husband is part of the war on women?

Posted November 03, 2015

Keeping Americans poor in a prosperous country like America is not as easy as you think.

Posted October 31, 2015

Although Jeb Bush was a conservative governor of Florida, he has evolved to become more liberal since then.

Posted October 27, 2015

Ted Cruz is the living embodiment of what a conservative Republican in Congress is supposed to be.

Posted October 24, 2015

Donald Trump has a big personality, hes spent a lot of time on TV, hes been in a number of prominent feuds and hes written quite a few fantastic books. Art of the Deal is a personal favorite that ended up having a significant impact in the way I built my business. So, love him or hate him, there is no one running for President whos more quotable than Trump and here are some of his best!

Posted October 20, 2015

The fundamental issue behind income inequality could be boiled down to a single question: Are poor Americans better or worse off because Bill Gates ($79 billion net worth), Oprah Winfrey ($3 billion net worth), Michael Jordan ($1 billion net worth) and Mark Zuckerberg ($40 billion net worth) are living in the United States?

Posted October 17, 2015

The Chamber of Commerce may portray itself as the voice of small business in America, but in actuality its all about using the power of government to benefit big corporations. In fact, many of the stupidest things the Republican Party has done over the last few years have been driven by the Chamber of Commerce.

Posted October 13, 2015

Men have it rougher in America than most people realize. In part, thats because theyre one of the few groups (along with white people, conservatives and Christians) its cool to crap on at every opportunity.

Posted October 06, 2015

The downside of being governed by idiots is that people start to think that any idiot can be president.

Posted October 03, 2015

Liberals are delighted when theres a mass shooting because as Rahm Emanuel famously said, You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.

Posted September 29, 2015

"A useful principle having wide application but not intended to be strictly accurate or reliable in every situation." A Rule of Thumb from the Free Dictionary

Posted September 26, 2015

"Boehner is despised by the younger, more conservative members of the House Republican Conference. They are repelled by his personal behavior. He is louche, alcoholic, lazy, and without any commitment to any principle..."

Posted September 22, 2015

They want free birth control, health care, college, Cash for Clunkers, free housing for the poor and paid time off for women who are having a child. They want welfare with no preconditions for anyone who wants it, a $15 minimum wage and they want to open our borders to anyone who wants to come here illegally, have a child and live off the American people for the next 18 years.

Posted September 19, 2015

Carly Fiorina is surging right now in the GOP Presidential primary and its easy to see why many conservatives like her. Shes had a couple of strong debate performances where shes tossed out good lines, shes the first woman to lead a Fortune 50 business and shes portraying herself as an outsider in a year when conservatives are justifiably sick of politicians.

Posted September 15, 2015

Here are the current rules of the political game in America.

Posted September 12, 2015

As millions of Syrian migrants stream into Europe, the Obama Administration has announced that the United States will be taking in 10,000 refugees. That is a mistake.

Posted September 08, 2015

The Democrat Party is run by idiots who would struggle with managing a childs lemonade stand.

Posted September 01, 2015

Even if the Democrats had a strong candidate running, after eight years of the worst President in American history, the smart money would still have to be on a Republican winning the presidency in 2016.