James J. Kilpatrick

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Court of Peeves, Now in Session

By James J. Kilpatrick (Apr 01, 2007)

The Court of Peeves, Crotchets & Irks opens its April assizes with a motion from Mark Anderson of Hollis, Maine. He seeks an advisory opinion on the distinction between... more

Case of a Bartered Bride

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 27, 2007)

When this Case of a Bartered Bride began in November 2001, Hong Yin Gao was only 19 years old. That was when her family sold her to Chen Zhi for the Chinese equivalent of... more

Tossing a snowball or two

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 24, 2007)

Memory fails. A long time ago a popular comic strip thrived upon one gag, endlessly repeated: Two mischievous little boys throw snowballs at a pompous old fellow in a high... more

Too Much? Not Enough? Just Right?

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 20, 2007)

Late on a January afternoon five years ago, Benetta Wilson was driving her 1997 Ford Explorer on Interstate 8 a few miles east of San Diego. A tragic accident left her a... more

Porridge, Hot, Cold, and Just Right

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 17, 2007)

If the English language were not so maddening, it wouldn't be nearly so much fun -- but maddening it often is, and we're talking subtleties today. In January, The... more

Case of the Dead Drunk Driver

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 16, 2007)

Late on the night of March 19, 2004, Earl Eckelberry was driving along Route 50-E near Parkersburg, W.Va. His car left the highway and crashed into an illegally parked... more

'Trippingly on the Tongue'

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 10, 2007)

"Speak the speech, I pray you," said Hamlet to his Players, "as I pronounced it to you, trippingly on the tongue ..." The melancholy Dane thus provided a text for... more

Case of the Dirty Pictures

By James J. Kilpatrick (Mar 06, 2007)

Without a murmur of comment or dissent, the Supreme Court last week effectively affirmed a sentence of life imprisonment imposed upon an Arizona man for possession of 20... more

Teachers in court

By James J. Kilpatrick (Jan 24, 2007)

Justice Clarence Thomas stayed mum, as usual, but all eight of his colleagues got into the act two weeks ago when the Supreme Court heard argument in the case of a... more

Prayer For The Dying 'Since'

By James J. Kilpatrick (Jan 23, 2007)

Yes, it is true that every standard dictionary informs us that "since" may be employed in the sense of "because." I beg you, fergit it! What the usual suspects do not say... more

A President's Pet Project

By James J. Kilpatrick (Jan 16, 2007)

Of the making of First Amendment cases, said the Preacher, there shall be no end. Ecclesiastes was talking, resignedly, about Case No. 06-157 in the Supreme Court. The... more

A policeman's lot, once more

By James J. Kilpatrick (Jan 03, 2007)

Two petitions are now pending in the Supreme Court that once again raise the issue of misconduct by police. Would you vote to hear the cases? These were the facts... more

Court of peeves, now in session

By James J. Kilpatrick (Jan 02, 2007)

The Court of Peeves, Crotchets and Irks opens its winter assizes with a motion from Edward Miller of Chicago. He asks the court to ban the use of "to replace" when the... more