Now there’s a real get-out-the vote slogan. Call Diddy and taunt him; this is way better than ‘Vote or die.’ Noose imagery—powerful stuff. Too bad he didn’t mention my funny name while he was at it.
Paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified
Oh no--Michelle must have gotten to him. It’s time to tell her I’m putting my foot down on this one. We’re simply not painting that house, and I’m not caving to her ‘downright mean’ line this time.
McCain don’t belong in any chair unless he’s paralyzed
LOL! He is SO OLD. Still, have Bill condemn this in the statement.
Yeah I said it, cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all his speeches and just throw ‘em like candy wrap
He should be absolutely ashamed of that line. ‘Candy wrap’ was the best he could do?
Cause what you talking I hear nothing even relevant
And you the worst of all 43 presidents
Quick, Luda, name 5 others! Ok, that was mean.
Get out and vote or the end will be near
The world is ready for change cause Obama is here!
It took him 25 lines to work ‘change’ in there? Weak.
Well, this is going to alienate white working class voters over 50, so we’d better start the political distancing process. I’m getting pretty good at this! Have Axelrod fire up the bus and toss Ludacris underneath until things blow over. Tell him no hard feelings, and that he’ll be welcome to perform at the inauguration. Let’s see…words that must be included in the statement: “Misogyny,” “degrading,” and “outrageously offensive.” Let’s reserve “this isn’t the Ludacris I once knew” just in case things get really ugly. Oh, and definitely include some indignant words about not exposing my daughters to this stuff, and stress moral values. That’ll play well in Bitter America.
What’s next on the playlist? Oooh, “Money maker.” I love this song.