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Out of Catastrophe, Renewal

By George Will (Dec 31, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Already 99.9 (and about 58 more 9s) percent of the universe -- it is expanding lickety-split -- is beyond Earth's atmosphere. Into what is it expanding?... more

Rome's Call: "Come on Over"

By George Will (Dec 24, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Late in life, the mother of the Rev. Thomas Reese, S.J., began attending mass at a Southern California church, the congregation of which soon... more

The Vacuity of Double Triumphs

By George Will (Dec 21, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- It was serendipitous to have almost simultaneous climaxes in Copenhagen and Congress. The former's accomplishment was indiscernible, the latter's... more

The Indispensable Dispenser

By George Will (Dec 20, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "Last year," Ryan Bingham says, "I spent 322 days on the road, which means that I had to spend 43 miserable days at home." Home is an Omaha rental unit less... more

When the Charm Rubs Off

By George Will (Dec 17, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Rushing to lock the nation into expensive health care and climate change commitments, Democrats are in an understandable frenzy because public enthusiasm... more

Congress Out of Its League on BCS

By George Will (Dec 13, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Two Saturdays ago, the nation was one tick of a Texas clock away from a cultural crisis. Nebraska led Texas 12-10 in the Big 12 Conference championship... more

Playing Politics With the Fed

By George Will (Dec 10, 2009)

They all laughed at Fulton and his steamboat, Hershey and his chocolate bar ... -- George Gershwin WASHINGTON -- And at Rep. Ron Paul, the... more

Earth's Next Last Chance

By George Will (Dec 06, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- With 20,000 delegates, advocates and journalists jetting to Copenhagen for planet Earth's last chance, the carbon footprint of the global warming... more

This Will Not End Well

By George Will (Dec 02, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- A traveler asks a farmer how to get to a particular village. The farmer replies, "If I were you, I wouldn't start from here." Barack Obama, who... more

Rocky Mountain Medical High

By George Will (Nov 29, 2009)

DENVER -- Inside the green neon sign, which is shaped like a marijuana leaf, is a red cross. The cross serves the fiction that most transactions in the store --... more

Scroogenomics

By George Will (Nov 26, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Another huge value-destroying hurricane is about to slam America, destroying billions of dollars of value. Another Katrina? No, another Christmas. ... more

Oil's Expanding Frontiers

By George Will (Nov 22, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- What city contributed most to the making of the modern world? The Paris of the Enlightenment and then of Napoleon, pioneer of mass armies and nationalist... more

Fighting a Coercion Clause

By George Will (Nov 19, 2009)

PHOENIX -- In 2006, long before there was an Obama administration determined to impose a command-and-control federal health care system, a young orthopedic surgeon... more

A Picture Can Lie

By George Will (Nov 15, 2009)

NEW YORK -- The 20th century was 100 years of amplitude. It overflowed with barbarous fighting faiths, wars enveloping continents, and graphic journalism... more

A Gold Standard on Debt

By George Will (Nov 12, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- One of the many television commercials exhorting viewers to buy gold says solemnly that it is an asset whose value "has never dropped to zero," a boast... more

No Climate For a Change Treaty

By George Will (Nov 08, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Intelligent people agree that, absent immediate radical action regarding global warming, the human race is sunk. That is a tautology because... more

Out Stranger in Kabul

By George Will (Nov 04, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Actress Cate Blanchett, who has played Queen Elizabeth I, is performing here, portraying someone less than regal -- flurried, anxious Blanche DuBois, in... more

Disclosure as liberal coercian

By George Will (Nov 01, 2009)

SEATTLE -- Conservatives here, a droll minority, say that under this city's quota system, when a conservative enters the city, one already here is required to leave. They... more

Dose of Realism in a Drug War

By George Will (Oct 29, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- During his immersion in his new job, Gil Kerlikowske attended a focus group of 7-year-old girls and was mystified by their talk about "farm parties." Then he... more

GOP's New Lightning Rod

By George Will (Oct 25, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- When Marcus Bachmann came home that Saturday evening in 2000 he checked the telephone answering machine and was mystified by the many messages... more

Another Entitlement for Seniors

By George Will (Oct 22, 2009)

Three years before Rep. Wilbur Mills, the Arkansas Democrat who then chaired the Ways and Means Committee, had his fling with a stripper named Fanne Foxe, aka "The Argentine... more

Another Entitlement for Seniors

By George Will (Oct 22, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Three years before Rep. Wilbur Mills, the Arkansas Democrat who then chaired the Ways and Means Committee, had his fling with a stripper named Fanne Foxe,... more

Stimulating Incumbency

By George Will (Oct 18, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- As Harvard's president, Larry Summers, economist and former Treasury secretary, was a lion in a den of Daniels. The faculty Daniels, their tender... more

Could a Wave be Building?

By George Will (Oct 15, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Demure Delaware was the first state to ratify the Constitution, but since then has not made many waves. It might, however, be part of a political wave a... more

Anger Management Hits a Hump

By George Will (Oct 11, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Consider nature. Not the placid nature that Constable painted, but nature as Tennyson saw it, "red in tooth and claw." To glimpse a state of... more

Olympic Gold for Narcissism

By George Will (Oct 05, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- In the Niagara of words spoken and written about the Obamas' trip to Copenhagen, too few have been devoted to the words they spoke there. Their... more

Enter the White Queen

By George Will (Oct 04, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Last Thursday, the president's "engagement" with Iran began. This Wednesday, the U.S. war in Afghanistan will enter its ninth year. And U.S. foreign policy... more

On Climate, Bad News Will Resume

By George Will (Oct 01, 2009)

Plateau in Temperatures Adds Difficulty to Task Of Reaching a Solution -- New York Times, Sept. 23 WASHINGTON -- In this headline on a New York Times... more

A 'Principled Conservative'

By George Will (Sep 27, 2009)

MIAMI -- Florida, a geological afterthought, was the last portion of what are now the lower 48 states to emerge from the ocean, and it emerged halfheartedly:... more

A Willowy Weakness

By George Will (Sep 23, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- While in Pittsburgh, a sense of seemliness should prevent President Barack Obama from again exhorting the G-20, as he did April 2 in London, to be... more

Been There, Didn't Do That

By George Will (Sep 20, 2009)

For 11 days in late August and early September in 1995, U.S. and NATO air power defended Bosnian Muslims, who were being attacked by Bosnian Serbs, who were supported... more

Artistic License Indeed

By George Will (Sep 17, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "This is just the beginning," said Yosi Sergant to participants in an Aug. 10 conference call that seems to have been organized by the National Endowment for... more

From McCain-Feingold to Madison

By George Will (Sep 13, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Last March, during the Supreme Court argument concerning the Federal Election Commission's banning of a political movie, several justices were aghast.... more

Learning His Way in San Diego

By George Will (Sep 10, 2009)

SAN DIEGO -- Becoming governor next year will be a daunting challenge for California's Republican insurance commissioner, but Steve Poizner has surmounted other obstacles, as... more

Time to Leave Iraq

By George Will (Sep 03, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Since U.S. troops withdrew from Iraq's cities, two months have passed, and so has the illusion that Iraq is smoothly transitioning to a... more

In Afghanistan, Knowing When to Stop

By George Will (Sep 01, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "Yesterday," reads the e-mail from Allen, a Marine in Afghanistan, "I gave blood because a Marine, while out on patrol, stepped on a (mine's)... more

One Long Shot to Watch

By George Will (Aug 30, 2009)

SAN DIEGO -- The most ominous domestic event of the 1970s was the collapse of self-government in New York City, which before being put into receivership by the state... more

A Positive Balance

By George Will (Aug 26, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- At the Democrats' 1960 convention in Los Angeles that nominated John Kennedy, his 28-year-old brother Ted was standing with the Wyoming delegation when... more

A Doctrine of No Retreat

By George Will (Aug 23, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- As memories of the Cold War fade, like photographs bleached by sunlight, few remember the Brezhnev Doctrine. It was enunciated by Leonid Brezhnev... more

A Pandora's Box on Speech

By George Will (Aug 20, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- It began with the proliferation of campus "speech codes" ostensibly designed to promote civility but frequently used to enforce political conformity. The... more

Raising the Stakes on Online Poker

By George Will (Aug 17, 2009)

Howard Lederer, aka "the Professor," is a professional poker player, not a gambler. If Congress will acknowledge this distinction, it will rectify one of its recent... more

Cold Shoulder to Climate 'Urgency'

By George Will (Jul 23, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Unfortunately, China's president had to dash home to suppress ethnic riots. Had he stayed in Italy at the recent G-8 summit, he could have... more

A Year That Changed Much

By George Will (Jul 19, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Fifty years ago, on July 21, 1959, Grove Press won permission to publish D.H. Lawrence's novel "Lady Chatterley's Lover." Two days later, G.D.... more

A Ploy to Clip Some Wings

By George Will (Jul 16, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- How does the Obama administration love organized labor? Let us count the ways it uses power to repay unions for helping to put it in power. ... more

Higher Taxes, Anyone?

By George Will (Jul 12, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Economic policy, which became startling when Washington began buying automobile companies, has become surreal now that disappointment with the... more

McNamara's Mind

By George Will (Jul 08, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- The death of Robert McNamara at 93 was less a faint reverberation of a receding era than a reminder that mentalities are the defining attributes... more

Can California Be Sold On Ebay's Former Leader?

By George Will (Jul 05, 2009)

SANTA MONICA, Calif. -- California's campaigns introduce candidates not only to the state's voters but to its immensity. In Bakersfield, Meg Whitman, 52, the former CEO of... more

A 'Fix' We'll Likely Regret

By George Will (Jun 30, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "In the beginning," says a character in a Peter De Vries novel, "the earth was without form and void. Why didn't they leave well enough alone?"... more

On Race, the Slog Goes On

By George Will (Jun 29, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Although New Haven's firefighters deservedly won in the Supreme Court, it is deeply depressing that they won narrowly -- 5-4. The egregious behavior by... more

Tilting at Green Windmills

By George Will (Jun 25, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- The Spanish professor is puzzled. Why, Gabriel Calzada wonders, is the U.S. president recommending that America emulate the Spanish model for... more

Taking a Razor to the President's Plan

By George Will (Jun 21, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- To dissect today's health care debate, the crux of which concerns a "public option," use the mind's equivalent of a surgeon's scalpel, Occam's... more

Burned by a Tobacco Bill

By George Will (Jun 18, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Politicians have extraordinary shoulder joints that enable them to pat themselves on the back, and last week the president, a master of that... more

More Judicial Activism, Please

By George Will (Jun 14, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "We," said Queen Victoria, employing the royal plural, "are not amused." "We," said the Treasury Department on Tuesday, relishing the royal... more

Growth's Rapidly Diminishing Prospects

By George Will (Jun 11, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Noting that people "criticize me for harping on the obvious," Calvin Coolidge justified that practice by saying, "If all the folks in the United... more

Have We Got a Deal For You

By George Will (Jun 07, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "I," said the president, who is inordinately fond of the first-person singular pronoun, "want to disabuse people of this notion that somehow we... more

Green With Guilt

By George Will (Jun 04, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- There once was an Indianapolis concert featuring 50 pianos. Splendid instruments, pianos. Still, 50 might have been excessive. As is today's... more

Democrats' Epiphanies

By George Will (May 31, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Epiphanies are a dime a dozen among congressional Democrats as they discover urgent new reasons to experience the almost erotic pleasure of... more

Identity Politics on the Supreme Court

By George Will (May 26, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Responding to early 19th-century rumors that they drank excessively, the Supreme Court justices decided to drink nothing on conference days --... more

End Run on Free Speech

By George Will (May 24, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- For several decades, most of the ingenuity that liberal academics have invested in First Amendment analysis has aimed to justify limiting the core... more

California's Dependency Culture

By George Will (May 20, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- California, the sunny incubator of America's future, has relished its role as a leading indicator of political trends. Tuesday it became what it... more

Greed's Saving Graces

By George Will (May 17, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Greed, we are agreed, is bad. It also is strange. It has long been included among the Seven Deadly Sins, which suggests that it is a universal and... more

Tincture of Lawlessness

By George Will (May 14, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Anyone, said T.S. Eliot, could carve a goose, were it not for the bones. And anyone could govern as boldly as their whims decreed, were it not for the... more

Upside-Down Economy

By George Will (May 10, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- From Oct. 18 to Dec. 3, 1961, 116,000 people visited New York's Museum of Modern Art before anyone noticed that Henri Matisse's painting "Le Bateau" had... more

Sunbeams from Cucumbers

By George Will (May 07, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Gulliver's travels took him to the Academy of Lagado, where "professors contrive new rules and methods" for everything: "One man shall do the work... more

California Sagging

By George Will (May 03, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- California's increasingly severe and largely self-inflicted economic crisis will deepen on May 19 if, as is probable and desirable, voters reject... more

Reconciliation's Slippery Path

By George Will (Apr 30, 2009)

Reconciliation: The action of bringing to agreement, concord, or harmony. -- Oxford English Dictionary WASHINGTON -- But under Senate rules,... more

The Wreck of the Racial Spoils System

By George Will (Apr 26, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Wednesday morning, a lawyer defending in the Supreme Court what the city of New Haven, Conn., did to Frank Ricci and 17 other white firemen (including... more

Compassionate Liberalism

By George Will (Apr 23, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Monday morning the government braced for austerity, as the government understands that. Having sent Congress a $3.5 trillion budget, the president... more

The Incredible Shrinking Russia

By George Will (Apr 19, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- America's "progressive" president has some peculiarly retro policies. Domestically, his reactionary liberalism is exemplified by his policy of No... more

Forever in Blue Jeans

By George Will (Apr 16, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- On any American street, or in any airport or mall, you see the same sad tableau: A 10-year-old boy is walking with his father, whose development... more

Racing Past the Constitution

By George Will (Apr 12, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Rampant redistribution of wealth by government is now the norm. So is this: It inflames government's natural rapaciousness and subverts the rule... more

Hail the Ump

By George Will (Apr 09, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- In Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," a time-traveling American brought baseball to 6th-century England, where arguments... more

Car Designer in Chief

By George Will (Apr 05, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- The Constitution enumerates three requirements of those who would be president (they must be natural-born citizens, at least 35 and a resident... more

Perils of a Bright Idea

By George Will (Apr 02, 2009)

Fervent. 1. Hot, burning, glowing, boiling. -- Oxford English Dictionary WASHINGTON -- "Fervently" is how America will henceforth engage in talks... more

Bailout Boundary Dispute

By George Will (Mar 29, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- It is high time Americans heard an argument that might turn a vague national uneasiness into a vivid awareness of something going very wrong. The... more

Political Malfeasance and the Financial Meltdown

By George Will (Mar 24, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- With the braying of 328 yahoos -- members of the House of Representatives who voted for retroactive and punitive use of the tax code to confiscate legal... more

Kidnapped by the Cartels

By George Will (Mar 22, 2009)

PHOENIX -- Police Chief Jack Harris, a solid block of a man with a shock of thick gray hair, is stolid and patient but there are limits. Clearly he is weary of... more

Arizona in the Cross Hairs

By George Will (Mar 19, 2009)

PHOENIX -- X-Caliber, a gun store in a nondescript neighborhood in this city's northern section, has become embroiled in Mexico's turmoil. The chaos there is... more

Voting Rights Gone Wrong

By George Will (Mar 15, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- During Reconstruction, Mississippi created a "shoestring" congressional district, sweeping so many blacks into a narrow district along the... more

Obama, Overexposed

By George Will (Mar 12, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Charles Dickens, who visited in 1842, described Washington as a "city of magnificent intentions" because of the incongruity between the city's... more

Corn-Fed Nation

By George Will (Mar 08, 2009)

We're from I-o-way, I-o-way, State of all the land Joy on ev'ry hand ... That's where the tall corn grows. -- Iowa's unofficial song... more

Where You Stand Depends on Where You Sit

By George Will (Mar 05, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- On Dec. 6, 2007, while she was away from the Senate pursuing the presidency, Sen. Hillary Clinton asked Majority Leader Harry Reid to introduce... more

The Times Blows Smoke on Global Warming

By George Will (Feb 27, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Few phenomena generate as much heat as disputes about current orthodoxies concerning global warming. This column recently reported and commented... more

Bon Appetit

By George Will (Feb 26, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Put down that cheeseburger and listen up: If food has become what sex was a generation ago -- the intimidatingly intelligent Mary Eberstadt says... more

A Lesson from the Framers

By George Will (Feb 22, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- A simple apology would have sufficed. Instead, Sen. Russ Feingold has decided to follow his McCain-Feingold evisceration of the First Amendment... more

Fire in Your Neighbor's House

By George Will (Feb 19, 2009)

"Suppose my neighbor's home catches fire, and I have a length of garden hose. ... I don't say to him ... 'Neighbor, my garden hose cost me $15 ... '" --... more

The Law of Doomsaying

By George Will (Feb 16, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- A corollary of Murphy's Law ("If something can go wrong, it will") is: "Things are worse than they can possibly be." Energy Secretary Steven Chu,... more

An Insufficiency of Fear

By George Will (Feb 12, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- The president, convinced that the only thing America has to fear is an insufficiency of fear, has warned that "disaster" and "catastrophe" are the... more

How Congress Trumps Darwin

By George Will (Feb 08, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "Descended from the apes!" exclaimed the wife of the bishop of Worcester. "Let us hope that it is not true, but if it is, let us pray that it will not become... more

The Unconstitutional Compromise

By George Will (Feb 05, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- One answer is: Six rows of stars -- the top, third and fifth rows with nine, the second, fourth and sixth rows with eight. The question is: How... more

Government Recidivism

By George Will (Feb 01, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- "Recidivism" is Rep. Jim Cooper's laconic explanation of why he, although only 54, has spent portions of five decades on Congress' payroll.... more

When on Thin Ice, Move Quickly

By George Will (Jan 29, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Summoned to remove a fish bone agonizingly stuck in a rich man's throat, British surgeon Joseph Lister did so. When the grateful patient asked the... more

Toward the Grand Bargain

By George Will (Jan 25, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Days before becoming responsible, in the eyes of a public fixated on the presidency, for almost everything, Barack Obama vowed to convene a... more

Speech Therapy

By George Will (Jan 21, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Wondering if his publisher liked the manuscript of "Les Miserables," Victor Hugo sent a terse note: "?" His publisher replied as tersely: "!" That was the... more

An Underreported States-Rights Infringement

By George Will (Jan 18, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- When, beginning in 1901, the Supreme Court decided some cases about how the Constitution applied to overseas territories, Mr. Dooley, the... more

The Unconstitutional Constitution

By George Will (Jan 15, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Last November, 13,402,566 California voters expressed themselves for or against Proposition 8, which said that their state's Constitution should be... more

Running at Recess

By George Will (Jan 11, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Called to a Florida school that could not cope, police led the disorderly student away in handcuffs, all 40 pounds of her 5-year-old self. In a... more

Your Tax Dollars at Work in GMAC

By George Will (Jan 08, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- In America's ever-more-democratic society, egalitarianism seeps into everything, even the supposedly severe meritocracy of sport. So every... more

Supreme Discrimination

By George Will (Jan 04, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Like pebbles tossed into ponds, important Supreme Court rulings radiate ripples of consequences. Consider a 1971 Supreme Court decision that... more

If You Think Health Care is Expensive...

By George Will (Jan 01, 2009)

WASHINGTON -- Health care, says the man most concerned with that 17 percent of America's economy, can be "a nation-ruining issue." As Michael Leavitt ends four years as... more