Now coaches are grumbling that the high-tech suits have introduced a variable into the sport that detracts from the essence of competitive swimming -- stroke mechanics, rigorous training and competitive drive. Dennis Dale, the swimming coach at the University of Minnesota, told The Wall Street Journal, "I'm very disappointed that our sport has come to a point where I have to be as concerned with the swimsuits as I am with the swimmers." Said Phil Whitten, executive director of the College Swim Coaches Association: "It's like having one pole-vaulter using a fiberglass pole and another using a wooden pole. It's an absolute mess."
Moreover, the introduction of high-tech suits not only gives an advantage to the competitors who wear them. The LZR gives a special advantage to fat swimmers -- yes, I said fat swimmers. The suits compress competitors' flesh, making their bodies more buoyant and allowing them to float higher in the water. Yet when the fat of corpulent swimmers is compressed, their bodies become more buoyant than the bodies of lean, dense-muscled swimmers. Thus, the fatties, according to the Journal, "Float higher in the water and swim faster."
Another problem is that the LZR suits are tremendously expensive. Whereas the ordinary briefs that most swimmers still wear cost about $25 each, the LZR costs $550. Equally appalling, it is good for only a few races before it is worn out and falls apart. This adds thousands of dollars more to the costs of athletic programs that might better use their money on scholarships. The LZR redirects competitive swimming from sport to technological experimentation. It causes athletic programs to place a swimmer's swimsuit above an athlete's education.
At the heart of the matter, we see a clever swimsuit manufacturer expanding its profits hugely by bringing out a hitherto-unimagined product. What allowed Speedo to get away with this? Doubtless, the officials at the NCAA assume that they are part of history's march to progress. Well, if it is progress when swimmers wearing high-tech swimsuits break world records, it would be even more progressive if the swimmers took up my suggestion and wore swim fins. With them, the swimmers would swim even faster and at much less cost. A standard pair of fins goes for about $30, and they last for years.