Emmett Tyrrell

WASHINGTON -- What The New York Times did to Hillary Rodham Clinton the other day was very naughty, and the Times did it ON THE FRONT PAGE. It published a picture of her from 1969, in all her 1960s funkiness, smirking out at us all. There she was seated, leaning forward, her knees spread, her nose much wider than it is today, her hair long, with split ends and decidedly unblonde. She wore glasses, each lens the size of a small fish bowl. Her widespread legs were swaddled in day-glo striped bellbottom pants, and propped on her day-glo knees were her elbows, with her palms open and tilted toward all of us. The gesture was clear: "That's the way the world is, stupid. Dig it." Along with this ghastly picture there was an excruciatingly long article, interviewing her classmates from late 1960s Wellesley College. Hillary's "quest" of the presidency is, the Times explained, "a generational mirror. Some like what they see; others are less certain." Even her 1960s classmates are divided on Hillary.

Another person who surely did not like what he saw, at least in the Times, is Harold Ickes, senior political adviser to the Clinton presidential campaign. He too is a 1960s radical with a middle-aged makeover. Back in the bellbottom days, doubtless he too would have been looking out at America saying, palms open and tilted outward, "That's the way the world is, stupid. Dig it." But now his job is to get Hillary through the Democratic primaries and into the 2008 presidential race. Surely he winced when the Times quoted Hillary's "fiery commencement speech" from 1969, wherein she maundered on about her classmates' search for a "more immediate, ecstatic, and penetrating mode of living." Get that, she said "penetrating."

Ickes must have done a lot more wincing as Hillary's middle-aged former classmates unburdened themselves on Hillary's post-Wellesley years. Presumably these are the "more immediate, ecstatic, and penetrating mode of living" years she prophesied in 1969. Today her classmates give her mixed reviews. One proudly told the Times of Hillary's "boldness, her boundarylessness." Another lamented that she may have compromised her "goals" and possibly her "ideals." "It's incredibly upsetting," the woman, a university scientist, concluded. Had I been asked, I would have spoken wistfully of those day-glo bellbottoms.

Emmett Tyrrell

R. Emmett Tyrrell Jr. is founder and editor in chief of The American Spectator and co-author of Madame Hillary: The Dark Road to the White House.
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