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When Did Atheists Become Persnickety, Litigious Anti-Christmas Whiners?

By Doug Giles (Dec 18, 2011)

The atheists I grew up with in Texas were a tad bit pluckier than today’s lardy hagfish atheists who file lawsuits every winter when they see a child wrapped in... more

Rebel, Rebel: Tim Tebow

By Doug Giles (Dec 11, 2011)

I wonder if the Tebow critics would be as mouthy about his faith if Tim’s name was Achmed and the god he praised after a TD was Allah. I doubt it. Why do I hesitate?... more

Eric Holder Gets Furious Fast

By Doug Giles (Dec 04, 2011)

You know what makes me angry? Guys who use more than three words when ordering Starbucks coffee, lizards that steal quail eggs and speed walkers. That’s what makes... more

From a Global Perspective, the 99 Percent Are Actually the 1 Percent

By Doug Giles (Nov 27, 2011)

As I watch the various college-aged Occupiers in their True Religion jeans talk about how bad they’ve got it while they tweet on their Macs during a catered lunch... more

They’re Coming for Our Balls

By Doug Giles (Nov 20, 2011)

  A public school in Toronto has put a ban on most balls their kiddos toss around during recess because school administrators have deemed such projectiles... more

Occupy Bull Streeters Get Worse

By Doug Giles (Nov 13, 2011)

This past week I was in Texas with my family honoring our wounded troops with our 3rd annual Texas Purple Heart Hunt. For the last three years the Giles Tribe has gathered... more

Meet the 99%: Agitators, Racists and Rapists

By Doug Giles (Nov 06, 2011)

Isn’t it ironic that the same media that’s indignant over Cain’s alleged sexual misconduct from fifteen years ago is Teller-like in their silence over... more

Muslims Miffed That Catholic University Has Catholic Imagery

By Doug Giles (Oct 30, 2011)

AUTHOR'S UPDATE 10/31/11: The investigation of Catholic University's supposed human rights violation of Muslim students was spawned, not by students, but by a GWU... more

Four Habits of an Occupy Wall Street Occupuss

By Doug Giles (Oct 24, 2011)

Herewith are four common denominators of a Wall Street occupier. Habit One: Hate America. Unlike the patriotic Tea Party movement where Old Glory flies proudly and... more

Parents Obsessed with Texting + Ignored Kids = Hell to Pay

By Doug Giles (Oct 16, 2011)

This past week I saw a sad sight. No, it wasn’t Eric Holder trying to convince us that he’s now a terror exposing hero instead of the perpetrator of a deadly... more

The Top 10 Signs Eric Holder Might Be Lying about Fast and Furious

By Doug Giles (Oct 09, 2011)

During last Thursday’s White House press conference, President Obama was asked a cruel question regarding whether or not Attorney General Eric Holder knew anything... more

Machine Gun Preacher

By Doug Giles (Oct 02, 2011)

  Finally … a major motion picture with a solid Christian premise that’s not repellently corny and doesn’t star Christendom’s ubiquitous... more

Praying for This Nation Like Our Butts Depended on It

By Doug Giles (Sep 25, 2011)

For the Christian who has been paying even minimal attention to the state of our union and its current crappy condition, it’s easy to see that our nation is in deep weeds... more

Ma, Ma, Ma, My Solyndra

By Doug Giles (Sep 18, 2011)

The community where I live is upgrading our Comcast cable services—which means that I won’t have Fox News on the third floor of my hacienda until they get out... more

Now You're Messin' with a Son of a B*tch!

By Doug Giles (Sep 11, 2011)

Apparently, I need to get a new dictionary. Yep, according to Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa the definition of a “son of a bitch” has changed. Originally, “son of a... more

Six Ways Obama Might Win Young Voters in 2012

By Doug Giles (Sep 04, 2011)

I wonder what kind of campaign voodoo Obama’s going to foist on young voters to get them to buy his “Hope and Change” (again) in 2012?   What... more

Democratic Egypt to Ban Bikinis, Beer and King Tut

By Doug Giles (Aug 28, 2011)

Remember when every Ron Burgundy out there was giddy as a schoolgirl telling us that Egyptian “freedom fighters” were getting rid of that old meanie Mubarak... more

Generation Sponge

By Doug Giles (Aug 21, 2011)

I was going to title this column “How to Stay on the Government’s Tit Forever,” but I was afraid that Chris Matthews might call me a sexist on his show tomorrow during his... more

Hey, Stupid UK: Let Your Cops and Fair Citizens Carry Guns!

By Doug Giles (Aug 14, 2011)

Do you know what’s truly pathetic (other than BHO’s first two and half years in office)? I’ll tell you what: the British police’s limp wrist,... more

Parents: Hone Your Kid's BS Detector!

By Doug Giles (Aug 07, 2011)

How many of you have met the book smart 4.0 summa cum laude lady who, in regard to street smarts, is a summa dumb loopy chick? What about the poor honey who is neither book... more

Angry Gays: F-Bombs, Glitterbombs, Phlegm Phones and Death Wishes

By Doug Giles (Jul 24, 2011)

(Reader warning: rough language ahead!) What would happen if Sean Hannity, Dennis Miller, Dr. Keith Ablow, or a conservative barbeque salesman, for that matter,... more

President Barack O’Drama

By Doug Giles (Jul 17, 2011)

According to House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, Obama is pretty adept at tossing temper tantrums. Yep, last Wednesday during the Debt Ceiling We’re All Screwed Talks, rumor... more

White Mob Terrorizes Black Milwaukeeans

By Doug Giles (Jul 10, 2011)

I’m sorry. I got that header wrong. It was a black mob that ransacked convenience stores and hammered a group of white people in Milwaukee this past July 4th... more

The Dutch Ditch Multiculturalism

By Doug Giles (Jul 03, 2011)

The land of windmills and tulips grew a pair in June and officially tabled legislation that effectively says to the Religion of Peace, “We are tired of bowing and... more

Entitled Americans Vs Cuban Cigar Maker

By Doug Giles (Jun 26, 2011)

Once again this spring my daughter Regis and I were fortunate to spend two weeks hunting bears in Alaska with four Purple Heart recipients. As God would have it, three out of... more

Lessons from an Anthony Weiner Roast

By Doug Giles (Jun 18, 2011)

Sin is a part of the human condition. If you don’t believe me, ride shotgun with me down I-95 during rush hour in Miami, and you’ll see me manifest more demons than Emily... more

If You’re Going Through Hell, Keep Going

By Doug Giles (Jun 11, 2011)

The economic times we are living in are rougher and scarier than Rosie just before getting bikini waxed. With our national cash crisis comes a bazillion other ancillary... more

Urban Beach Week Destroys South Beach … Again

By Doug Giles (Jun 04, 2011)

Well, I’m going to be called a racist for this one, but here it goes: What the heck is up with the hip hop crowd trashing South Beach year after year on Memorial Day? Is this... more

Preferred Headline: IMF CEO Killed by Rape Victim

By Doug Giles (May 28, 2011)

Hey girls, how’d you like to go to work and get raped and bloodied by a sweaty French socialist? You wouldn’t? I didn’t think so. Me neither. I feel for the young West... more

Rebel Youth Scream, “USA!” at UBL’s Demise

By Doug Giles (May 21, 2011)

Can you imagine the consternation the ubiquitous uberliberal profs of our nation’s radical Left-leaning universities must have felt as they watched the students... more

NSFW: ACORN’s Bertha Lewis Sings 'Walmart Sucks!'

By Doug Giles (May 14, 2011)

Remember when the Blame Stream Media coddled ACORN blowhard CEO Bertha Lewis and hailed her organization as the “poor victim” of my daughter Hannah Giles and James O’Keefe’s... more

Why Christians Should Rejoice That UBL Is Dead and in Hell

By Doug Giles (May 08, 2011)

Let me go on the record stating that as a Christian I am completely cool with our Navy SEAL Team Six killing Usama. Or is it Osama? Does anyone know? I heard he liked it... more

Why Christians Should Rejoice That UBL Is Dead and in Hell

By Doug Giles (May 07, 2011)

Let me go on the record stating that as a Christian I am completely cool with our Navy SEAL Team Six killing Usama. Or is it Osama? Does anyone know? I heard he liked it both... more

William L. Giles 1927 - 2011

By Doug Giles (Apr 30, 2011)

My dad passed away this past week. He was a great father, true friend, WWII vet, patriot and Christian. He will be deeply missed. My dad had many admirable qualities.... more

Why Hunters Rock and Anti-Hunters Are a Crock

By Doug Giles (Apr 23, 2011)

My wife and I have an acquaintance from Boston we’re unfortunately forced to interface with on an irregular basis who continuously gives me and my family hell about hunting. ... more

The Trump Rebellion

By Doug Giles (Apr 16, 2011)

For this weekend I was originally going to write on five reasons why Obama will be reelected in 2012. Why the gloomy prediction? Well, for me at least, it’s primarily... more

You Can Slaughter Christians, But You Can't Burn a Koran

By Doug Giles (Apr 09, 2011)

After Pastor Terry Jones, Yosemite Sam’s cousin from Light-A-Fart Fellowship in Shag-Your-Cousin, Florida, fired up a Koran, the Muslim community of Afghanistan responded by... more

Snookipocalypse: The End Has Come

By Doug Giles (Apr 03, 2011)

Many of my Christian brothers believe that the ubiquitous earthquakes, recent tsunamis, violent weather systems and the Middle East uprisings all equate to God getting really... more

Glee’s Not for Me

By Doug Giles (Mar 26, 2011)

My friend, SNL’s Victoria Jackson, got verbally hammered by the female host of HLN’s Showbiz this week for “daring” to say in a recent WND column that two male teens making... more

Tiger Mother, Meet Lion Dad!

By Doug Giles (Mar 20, 2011)

I have not yet read what Tiger Mother Amy Chua penned in her book regarding why Chinese mothers blow western moms away in raising sharp, solid kids, but having just gotten... more

ATF Should Change Its Name to WTF

By Doug Giles (Mar 13, 2011)

It was tough picking a Liberal to lampoon for today’s column. Yes, children, the chum slick was thick this week, and I was tyrannized with too many options upon which to... more

Cigars Don’t Kill People …

By Doug Giles (Mar 05, 2011)

The other day my wife and I were eating dinner outdoors at our favorite Italian restaurant down on Lincoln Road in South Beach. As usual, we sat down, took in the fabulous... more

Somali Pirates? More Like Jihadists With Sea-Doos

By Doug Giles (Feb 27, 2011)

How do you think the media would report a story if a radical Christian cult, such as Westboro Baptist Church, had a group of their idiots patrolling the Florida Keys with... more

How Dads Can Avoid Billy Ray’s Regrets

By Doug Giles (Feb 20, 2011)

I can’t imagine watching a video of my 18-year-old daughter on TV, high as a kite, sucking on a bong, speaking gibberish, posing for semi-nude photos and laying all over a... more

Leftist Nir Rosen Thinks CBS's Lara Logan's Sexual Assault Is Funny

By Doug Giles (Feb 17, 2011)

Egyptian adherents of the “religion of peace” (also known by the Blame Stream Media as “democratic protestors” and those who “long to be free”) celebrated the deposing of... more

Merry Old England Morphs into Scary New England via Multiculturalism

By Doug Giles (Feb 13, 2011)

It appears as if this multicultural smack we’re being sold in the U.S. didn’t work out too well in the U.K. Just this past week British Prime Minister David Cameron echoed... more

O, Muslim Brotherhood, Who Art Thou?

By Doug Giles (Feb 06, 2011)

Followers of the Religion of Peace are currently going nuts in Egypt, aren’t they? Isn’t it weird that when Muslims start burning crap down that the Blame Stream Media (BSM)... more

Hey, Chris Matthews: I Like Big Guns and I Cannot Lie

By Doug Giles (Jan 30, 2011)

Chris Matthews told his two brothers, Larry Fine and Curly Howard—I mean Larry O’Donnell and Ed Schultz—on air last Tuesday night that BHO is queuing up with a special... more

Rebellion to Tyrants is Obedience to God

By Doug Giles (Jan 23, 2011)

The Christians of the first century were rebels with a cause. They weren’t the hair-spray-addicted, religious sponges of pop culture and oppressive governments looking to be... more

Jared Loughner Was a Tea Partier (and I’m an Atheist River Dancer Who Hates Hunting)

By Doug Giles (Jan 15, 2011)

Don’t you love how the Left takes a warped twentysomething … Who went to a high school with curriculum crafted by Bill Ayers, - Whose favorite tomes include The... more

Snookie’s Smut or Cowboy Values?

By Doug Giles (Jan 08, 2011)

I believe it’s written in the book of Revelation that when an over-tanned, drunken dwarf named Snookie rises from the north shore with tetherball-sized silicone ta-tas, gets... more

2011 Resolution: Annoy the Left 365

By Doug Giles (Jan 01, 2011)

I hate New Year’s resolutions. The reason? Well, it’s not so much the well-meaning, lofty—yet ofttimes delusional—resolutions many of us spout off at midnight (wasted, of... more