This uncharacteristic absence of curiosity about an American president alarms us. At $15 trillion, our nation’s debt is the highest it has ever been—and it keeps growing. We’re not convinced that Barack is as smart as you media elitists keep insisting he is.
We therefore offer in reward $20,000 to anyone who provides the college transcripts of President Barack Obama. Occidental, Harvard, Columbia … any would represent more intellectual curiosity about the leader of the free world than the media has demonstrated since Obama won the Democrat primary.
Upon obtaining any of these transcripts, please contact war[at]thetrenches[dot]us for verification and payment. This offer goes into effect immediately.
Media, your stranglehold on the truth ends NOW. Let the vetting begin.
I’m betting that after this column goes far and wide the ante will be enlarged significantly.
BTW, if anyone wants my college transcripts I’ll sell them to you signed for $100. You’ll love my freshman year’s high jinks. However, the real gold is in my high school records. I’ve received so many pink slips in those seven years that my file dwarfs War and Peace. Five hundred dollars gets you these bad boys and a signed 8x10 glossy of an 18-year-old me with a mullet.
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And don’t forget, TheTrenches.us is dangling $20,000 to anyone who can produce the transcripts.