Doug Giles

Question: Tell me what you think about me
I depend on the gov’ment for everything
Only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin’ need
When it's all over I will follow your lead
Question: Tell me how you feel about this
Don’t gimme what I want, you get dismissed
Pay for my fun, oh and I will vote for your bizness
Always 50/50 in relationships

The shoes on my feet
Obama bought ‘em.
The clothes I'm wearing
Obama bought ‘em
The Birkenstocks I'm rockin'
'Cause I depend on thee
If I wanted the watch you're wearin'
Obama’ll get it
The house I live in
Obama bought it
The car I'm driving
Obama bought it
I depend on thee
(I depend on thee)

All the women gov’ment dependent
Throw your bills up at me
All the honeys who needin’ money
Throw your votes up at me
All the mommas who want tax dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who want free candies
Throw your hands up at me

Girl I didn't know you could stoop like that
Obama, how your Angels get down like that
Girl I didn't know you could bend like that
Obama, how your Angels get down like that

Dependency's Child
Wassup?
You in the house?
Sure 'nuff
We'll break this nation down Obama style

Child of mediocrity
Dependent Julias
No one else will care for you
Obama's Angels

Girl I didn't know you could stoop like that
Obama, how your Angels get down like that
(repeat until women in audience believe it, then fade)

With that, my creative juices are spent. I will say one last thing: Obama’s Julia is a far cry from what Helen Reddy sang about in 1971. Somehow feminists have gone from independent bra burners to wearing government-funded bras. And girls, if you think that the bra the government is gonna buy you looks like the one Adriana Lima is wearing on page 22 of the Victoria’s Secret Spring Fashion 2012 catalog, VOL. 4 you’d better think again, sister. No, the bra that the bureaucrats will provide will be more like the scary one your grandmother wears. And with that I’m done.

Vorwärts Vixens!


Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.