Our Socialists which art in Washington, hallowed be thy name.
Thy tedious control come, thy abysmal will be done,
In America as it is in Cuba.
Give us this day our daily bread (and our car, and our house, and our health care),
And forgive us our debts as we forgive other countries of the insane amounts of money they owe.
And please, lead us into temptation because that’s about all we have going for us now in this mediocre, sucky world you’ve created.
For ours is the serfdom and yours is the power, and gory story forever and ever.