Doug Giles

There's no way in Hades that conservatives or Christians could get away with that kind of violent rhetoric and criminal activity without the media and the cops landing on their chest with both boots. But do you know who can get away with that kind of bullcrap? Gay activists, that's who.

Yep, this past week Dan Savage (who is obviously a bubble off level) said he wished Republicans were all "f---ing dead" and that he would love to "f--- the sh-t" out of Rick Santorum. That's the same Dan Savage who, sick with the flu, phlegmed Gary Bauer's phones during his bid for the White House in 2000 and bragged about it.

In addition, homosexual vandals blaring Lady Gaga music blew into the private business of Michele Bachmann's husband, raised all kinds of hell and then dumped glitter in his offices and were dumb enough to film it (but nary a media peep nor one arrest).

The lesson is clear, little children: If you wanna be a vile vandal but don't want to be harangued by the media and would like to skate when you should be fined or imprisoned, you might want to consider homosexuality because they can obviously do the aforementioned without any repercussions.

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Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.