When the initial news reports started pouring out of Fort Hood about the mass murder (read terrorist attack) of some of America’s finest, I turned to my wife and daughter and without hesitation said, “I’ll bet you a hundred bucks it was a Muslim.” I was spot on. But shame on me for thinking such a thing, right? (Yeah, those of us who immediately thought that the murderer, given the circumstances, had to be a Muslim, we’re the bad guys.)
Yep, a Religion of Peace adherent, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, as you well know by now, opened fire as he screamed “Allahu Akbar!” on a room full of unarmed soldiers, killing 13 and wounding 30. Unarmed soldiers. Wow. What a wussy. What a “mighty warrior” for Allah, eh? Unarmed soldiers. I say it’s high time to begin carrying on base because, obviously, such d-bags cannot read that military bases are to be gun free zones.
Also obvious now is the fact that political correctness has run so amok that a jackass jihadist in our armed forces can spew his anti-American babble, blog about killing us, set red flags off all over the psychological place, and no one holds him down and scrapes his frontal lobe with a cement trowel. Once again, going PC gets people killed. To heck with being PC with people who want us dead; our playing the nice guy with this goon’s right to be a murderous idiot got our beloved soldiers butchered.
Allow me to go back to these little Saladins and their normative murderous targets, por favor. Who are the regular marks for the mighty jihadists? Let’s see … unarmed soldiers, people eating calzones at a Pizza Hut, buses full of little school children, and people flying coach to grandmother’s house. Pathetic. Truly ignoble and pathetic. It seems as if going head-to-head with an American badass is just too, too much for these jihadist jackanapes.
Hey Nidal, if you can hear me over the noise your ventilator is making, your little stunt puts you in the same category with Cho Seung-Hui. And, at least for me and millions of others I think I can speak for, it’s a shame you cannot be with him right now sharing a brimstone milkshake on Dante’s seventh concentric circle.
As I predicted the religion of the terrorist who struck our military base in central Texas before his beliefs were exposed, I will now gaze into my crystal ball and tell you how things will unfold in the days to come if Hasan the Pathetic lives. Are you ready? Here it goes …
Somehow America and our values will get blamed for Hasan going postal. And you just know before it’s all said and done George W. Bush will have this pinned on him. Or maybe Malik had low blood sugar and was lactose intolerant or something …
Guns will be vilified instead of this Muslim terrorist who wielded them on our unarmed troops.
Our troops will have to go through vigorous sensitivity training and become adept at how to kiss some crazy killer’s butt who hates the USA because God forbid we offend them by honoring our flag and that for which it stands.
And lastly, if this oxygen thief lives, you just know that when his trial commences we’re all going to hear about how mean we are; we’ll see him pampered more in jail than our soldiers are at their bases or abroad; and then Hollywood will probably give him his own reality show.
Hey, armed services brass: If you’re taking suggestions about how to avoid another terrorist attack on our military bases, I suggest that you enact an ASK & TELL policy regarding who in our glorious troops holds to the same fetid BS that Nidal does. Yep, we need to know—and PDQ—who in our forces embraces the jacked-up Jihadist ideas that this Muslim moron does and then purge their traitorous backsides from our beloved ranks.
Finally, my family and I would like to offer our heartfelt prayers and condolences to the families of the slain and those who were wounded by this weed.
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