I Hope Jesus Thinks Larry David is Funny

To: Lester (MO): I understand perfectly.
To: Lester (MO)
Re: lester (MO) says
lester
Location: MO
Reply # 1
Date: Nov 5, 2009 - 8:15 PM EST:
"Mr Fab Misunderstood again"

My response:
Lester,
I did not misunderstand anything that you said; you refuse to understand or to accept what I said for reasons that are peculiar to you.
You are purposely confusing the original issue that my comments addressed.
HBO TV subscriptions should be cancelled by Christians because HBO permitted viscous and purposeful ridicule of Christianity, Jesus Christ, and of Christian beliefs in miracles. Therefore, because this demeaning of Christianity was done solely out of hatred for Christianity and for a monetary...

Fab

Allow me to start off with an apology. My reason
for using all caps was an issue with my computer. I was not angry with any one on this site.

Now back to the HBO issue. I guess my fox news
example didn't register with you. So here's
another example, because of mr david's behaviour, should I cease and desist from watching non-offensive HBO programming.
Would you consider "Real time with Bryant Gumbel" to be an offensive program?

What if mr Gumbel was interviewing a proud
christian individual?

Do you feel that "Politically Incorrect with Bill Mahr is a show that dishonour God? Even
though Bill is agnostic, several conservative
christian have been guests on show.
These conservatives...

To: Lester (MO): You don’t get it yet.
Re: lester says
Location: MO
Reply # 607
Date: Nov 4, 2009 - 10:37 PM EST

My response;
Lester (MO),
You missed my points:
1) You used false and illogical analogies.
2) The Bible describes horrible events for the purpose of teaching a moral lesson.
3) Christians and others should cancel their HBO TV subscriptions because it supports programs that are sacrilegious and demeaning of Christianity and its icons and sacred symbols. Those programs have no moral purpose; they are using ridicule of Christianity because of hatred and to make a profit.
According to your false logic you think that my recommendation to cancel HBO TV means that people should not read the...

IT'S QUITE CLEAR THAT YOU TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD
THE POINT I WAS TRY TO CONVEY TO ANNE IN
PA. I DID NOT EQUATE HBO TO THE BIBLE.
MY POINT WITH REGARDS TO THE BIBLE IS THAT
JESUS WAS MOCKED AND CRUCIFIED, THEREFORE
SHOULD I STOP READING THE BIBLE BECAUSE OF THE
BEATING AND MOCKING OF JESUS CHRIST.

ALLOW ME TO MAKE ANOTHER POINT, SHOULD I CANCEL
FOX NEWS FROM MY CABLE VIEWING? GLEN BECK
AND SEAN HANNITY ARE VERY HARD TO TAKE IN MY VIEW. HOWEVER, I ENJOY WATCHING "THE OREILLY
FACTOR".

LARRY DAVID WAS DEMEANING AND TASTELESS.
ASKING ME, THE PEOPLE WHO CRUCIFIED JESUS, WERE
FAR MORE OFFENSIVE.

I'll try Birdman
“On the last day, Jesus will say to those on His right hand, "Come, enter the Kingdom. For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was sick and you visited me." Then Jesus will turn to those on His left hand and say, "Depart from me because I was hungry and you did not feed me, I was thirsty and you did not give me to drink, I was sick and you did not visit me." These will ask Him, "When did we see You hungry, or thirsty or sick and did not come to Your help?" And Jesus will answer them, "Whatever you neglected to do unto one of these least of these, you neglected to do unto Me!"”

I’m not real into the whole Bible-quoting thing but this says to me that we need to take care of...

I agree with yr comments about the Bible basher. I would add that the one who screams that the Bible is just a collection of hateful actions, etc. tells me more about him and his inner world than the Bible.

Men deny an eternal God. To them God is a fallacy. Only alive in the minds of men. Yet, they too have their beliefs.
Such a belief is that of evolution. But is does not end with planet Earth. By their thinking, if life began on Earth as an evolutionary process, life have began elsewhere in the universe as well. Oh, there are billions of galaxies out there in the far reaches of outer space, and thousands of other planets within each of these galaxies. Life may then be in various stages of evolution. Planets may host a species such as man thata far more advanced. Advanced to that where interplanetary travel has been accomplished.
These advanced civilizations must therefore have visited Earth for centuries. Even into these modern...

Been at work for an hour now, no new posts from Happy Jack, oh well it may be a bit early for him. Oh, and Lester, the Hollywood apple barrel's been spoiled by Larry David types for decades, what surprises me is that Christians have an HBO subscription to cancel.

To: Lester (MO): HBO TV & the Bible?
Re: Lester says
Location: MO
Reply # 599
Date: Nov 3, 2009 - 11:21 PM EST

My response (Continued):
Therefore, your comment to Anne (PA), makes no sense.

HBO TV & the Bible?
To: Lester (MO): HBO TV & the Bible?
Re: Lester says
Location: MO
Reply # 599
Date: Nov 3, 2009 - 11:21 PM EST

My response
Lester, you are using false analogies:
1) Goliath, Judas, Saul, and the Sanhedrin are not analogous to Larry David
2) HBO TV is not analogous to the Bible
3) The skit on TV, where urine is splashed onto a picture of Jesus and ridicule is made of a Christian who interprets the urine as the tears of Jesus, is not analogous to a verse in a Bible chapter.
4) (Not all members of the Sanhedrin condemned Jesus.)
5) The Bible was inspired by God in order to instruct men how to live according to God’s commands in order to please God and to attain salvation.
6)...

For those contemptuous of the Creator I will say this.
Does the painter, who after finishing his work not have the right to do whatever he so desires. Does he not have the right to burn it in the fire or destroy it as he sees fit.
Does the sculptor, having finishing his work not have the right to reduce it to a pile of rubble. Does he not have the right to do whatever he so chooses with that he made.
Who who have nothing but comtempt for God, who brought all things into existance shall be as the painting. As the stonework. For God, being holy and righteous has the right to remove all that he created. And who can contest his choice if he did so.
God could have wiped out all that he made when sin and rebellion reared its ugly...

ANNE FROM PA

YOU'RE GOING TO CANCEL YOUR HBO SERVICE BECAUSE OF THE IDIOCY OF LARRY DAVID. ISN'T THIS THE
CAE OF ONE BAD APPLE SPOILING THE WHOLE BUNCH?

THE BIBLE IS FULL OF NO GOOD BADDIES.
SHOULD I CEASE FROM READING THE GOOD BOOK
BECAUSE OF THE ACTION OF GOLIATH?

LETS NOT LEAVE OUT JUDAS AND SAUL.
STANDUP GUYS EH?

WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF BAD APPLES, ISN'T IT TRUE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO CRUCIFIED MY LORD
AND SAVIOUR JESUST CHRIST WERE BELIEVERS IN GOD
THEMSELVES? IN OTHER WORDS, JESUS WAS NOT BRUTALLY ATTACKED BY A ROGUE BAND OF ATHEISTS.

LARRY DAVID'S JOKE WAS DEMEANING AND OFFENSIVE
TO MY HERO JESUS CHRIST.

BUT PHYSICALLY SPEAKING , THE SAN HEDRIN COUNCIL, WAS FAR...

... Dang, now I’ll have to wait ‘till tomorrow to find out the gory details! Ratzle frazzit.

Jack Napier appears to have left the room.

... home state poses a good question, maybe you should lay down on the couch and tell us the story.

... How exactly is exposing the truth an attack? Every time you get into specifics you start blathering about "Your God is a rapist" or some such drivel. I don’t have the time or the inclination to take that kind of lunacy apart at the seams, besides I’d rather spend my time working on my current model building project, the NOTS-nik F-4D-1 Skyray in 1/48th scale, a real 1950s beauty that everyone here should see, but I digress. The vitriol that you display against God just became too obvious, I mean, the Encyclopedia of Biblical Difficulties? Really? Jack, buddy, I can find how to build a tower in the sky to meet the space wheel people who’ve come to save us all from global warming if I really wanted to look up that kind of junk on the...

pencil in an hour and then figure out what to do with the OTHER 59 minutes!!


-Ray
NRA Life Member
Soli Deo Gloria!!!

You still haven't answered my question posted on thread #117, as to a previous admission by you as to having once been a Christian.
I (and probably many others) am interested in your comeing to reject that which you claim to have once believed.

Why continue to argue with someone, who has shown nothing but contempt of God and Christ. And yet made claim that he was once what you have become. There comes a time when one must stomp off the dirt and depart. Do likewise as the Disciples were instructed.

All major organized religions are based upon the exact same premise; it's only the specific details of the fairy tale that change. The crux is this-- Bad things happen to good people and sometimes bad people get really rich. However, don't worry, because when you're dead, you'll be rich, and they won't be. So, don't rise up against the rich folks, just be an obeisant acolyte and do what the church (temple, mosque, whatever) elders tell you to do. Of course, sometimes the elders need you to rise up against some "other", so our One True God can defeat their infidel small-g god. I do like bananas, though.

To: Jack Napier: You made the assertion.
Jack,
Your reply is evasive, is an ad hominem statement, and it did not answer my challenge with any evidence or logic.
You implied and stated by implication, and positively that God and Jesus are false beliefs.
I did not declare anything on this thread that said that God exists and that Jesus rose from the dead. Therefore, since you made the assertion that belief in God or Jesus is a false belief, the burden of proof is on you.
(I do believe in God and Jesus Christ.)

Producer Barrie Osborne cast Keanu Reeves as the messiah in The Matrix and helped defeat the dark lord Sauron in his record-breaking Lord of the Rings trilogy. Now the Oscar-winning American film-maker is set to embark on his most perilous quest to date: making a big-screen biopic of the prophet Muhammad.

Budgeted at around $150m (£91.5m), the film will chart Muhammad’s life and examine his teachings. Osborne told Reuters that he envisages it as “an international epic production aimed at bridging cultures. The film will educate people about the true meaning of Islam“.

The article then goes on to inform us that out of respect for Islamic law Muhammad will not be shown on the screen.


Comment: Muhammad will not be...

Jack Napier being an atheist believes in nothing, that is in itself a religion. Jack wants those that do believe to follow his lead, join his religion and believe in nothing. Jack has no sound reason why, except to pretend that the science of today, that can and never will change in the mind of Jack tells him so.

Science is only as good as the information supporting it,everyone knows that except Jack, and Jack relies on a pseudo scientific theory that does not even address how the world came to be. Jack fills in the blanks.

Jack wants you to join him in the club of nothing.

Another ignorant fools errand.

You have already proved many times you are the fool.

Dear Jack, Mr. darwin believer, no one has yet to create life here on earth. Not a single living cell can man produce.

Know why Jack? Life was created by a higher authority.

Not only is Fabius right,

ANYONE who knows science, knows life has yet to be created by mankind.

If we as humans cannot create life, who can Jack???

Sorry Jack, your belief in nothing reveals you are a product of your beliefs, nothing, and no credibility.

David: "You're so full of hate you're blinded by it."

When you can't win the argument on the merits, attack the man. How original.