Exposed! ACORN Gets Its Nuts Cracked: Teenage Prostitutes, Money Laundering and Tax Fraud

It appears as if ACORN is not just into soup kitchens, daycare, voter fraud and town hall intimidation; they will also help a young wannabe Madame jumpstart a whorehouse. ShamWow, folks! Community organizing, indeed! I mean . . . what community is complete and feels truly organized without some hookers in the hood? God bless 'em. It brings a tear to your eye, now doesn't it? Hope and change, folks. Hope and change.

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Just imagine how tricky it must be for a young adult to get her dream of selling sex off the ground during an economic recession in a competitive market (sex trafficking) with the banks slow to dole out cash for small loans to a brothel. I'm guessin' it's brutal.

And we're not just talking about selling any old sex but 13-year-old El Salvadoran sex. It's got to be really grueling to launch that bad boy, eh? It's not like you can go to college or trade school to learn how to farm out the flesh, eh?

That's where ACORN comes in-and here's where their light truly shines and their magnanimity really blows us all away.

Do you think I'm making this stuff up about these creepy community organizers and their dirty deeds done on your dime? Because, y'know, I could be, seeing that I am a mean, old conservative mobster and all. Would ACORN reps actually doing the aforementioned on video make you a believer? It would? Well giddy up because there happens to be a boatload of fresh footage destined to crack ACORN's nuts!

In an espionage adventure that James Bond and Simon Templar would be proud of, two young filmmakers posed as civilians wanting to run a house of prostitution and infiltrated ACORN with video cameras rolling and found the nutty ACORN employees absolutely giddy about helping the characters with the following:

- How to start up their dream whorehouse with 13-year-old girls imported from El Salvador.

- How to fly their house of ill repute under the radar as a "performing arts" center because the girls "are performing" and it is "a form of art." Wink, wink.

- How to avoid paying any taxes on the revenue generated by their 'clients'.

- How to fraudulently claim the underage illegal alien hookers as dependants on their year-end taxes.

- How to funnel portions of their prostitutes hard earned dollars into congressional campaign coffers.

If you haven't seen this stunning reportage yet on FOX, you can see it in living color on Andrew Breitbart's new website BigGovernment.com as well as GlennBeck.com and right here on Townhall.

Lastly, if the FBI has any extra time and any spare agents to pull off their multi-state investigation of ACORN for voter registration fraud from the last election, they might want to dispatch some of their top guns out to Baltimore's ACORN offices because all the abovementioned sorta sounds illegal, doesn't it?

purplestater2 Wrote: Sep 22, 2009 12:08 AM

ACORN has received $53 million (with an m) since 1994.

The idea that they would get billions now is equally fantastical.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/may /21/michele-bachmann/bachmann-claims-acorn-has-access-85-bi llion-federa/

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Jin de soleil Wrote: Sep 19, 2009 8:14 AM

Withheld tests by SA showed that Semenya has "internal testes" and produces "abnormal amounts of testosterone." Doubtless, Susan in Utah will claim that these tests were a fraud, too.

Of course, Susan in Utah will claim that the ones who proved the fraud are actually the ones who are committing the fraud. In other words, like a middle schooler would say: "he who smelt it dealt it."

Susan, that only works with middle-schoolers. What grade did you say you were in?

Jin de soleil Wrote: Sep 19, 2009 8:03 AM

Comparing Hannah Giles with Dowd? Gotta be kidding! (I'm sure you'll agree with me here...read on.)

Let's see: even other columnists wondered in-print about Dowd's confusion: why won't men date me?

Let's see: if a man of any age had to pick between a courageous young woman who will likely grow up to be a courageous older woman, a woman who knows right from wrong, I'd guess he'd choose her over a haggling, bitter, sarcastic pen-hen who writes lies for other bitter nail-biters and for the Pretender in Chief. Dowd is a sychophant's sychophant, whose knees are bruised for the worst causes.

IX-XI Wrote: Sep 18, 2009 12:28 PM

This girl is pretty young to already be kicking liberal a$$, n'est pas, Doug?

After seeing the share of the family budget her dad has to devote to security measures merely for speaking his mind, this young lady nevertheless risks her own safety and puts herself at great personal risk for the rest of her life for the cause she believes in.

That's a hero you raised there, Mr. Giles. Buffy the ACORN Slayer.

If my daughter can someday be such a credit to her parents, I will count myself a lucky man to have been given such a gift by God.

Chicks with balls. That's what we need to counteract the prissy Maureen Dowds. May Hannah live long enough to assume the Phyllis Schlafly Chair of the Department of Tough...

Hell's Bell's Wrote: Sep 17, 2009 9:37 PM

Give her a big Hug and a bigger THANK YOU

cottoneyed Wrote: Sep 17, 2009 7:46 PM

hysteria tempered with just a touch of delusion. Interesting combination. Certainly you don't drive, do you? And of course, I'm sure the State of Utah, has forbid you from procreating! Certainly....

cottoneyed Wrote: Sep 17, 2009 7:40 PM

I'm embarrassed that your a conservative and wish that Doug Giles was a liberal. But more than anything, I'm embarrassed that you come on this board and LIE. Kevin Davis, your a Conservative, and my butthole plays the Star Spangle Banner each morning at sun-up. Salt of the Earth of Kevin, has NO problemo, with the kidnapping of underage children, illegally bringing them into this country, for the purpose of forced prostitution. Oh, but salt of the Earth Kevin sees an "inexcusable breach in journalistic integrity" for not revealing that Hannah Giles is his daughter as far worse. Not only do i wish you were a liberal, but i know that you are one. Because your patently, dishonest just like all the rest of em', from these miscreants in...

Kevin1278 Wrote: Sep 16, 2009 1:55 PM

http://www.cafepress.com/KevinHanna

Kevin1293 Wrote: Sep 16, 2009 1:19 AM

As a conservative, I wish Doug Giles were a liberal.

His inane pop culture references and stale attempts at humor are enough to make one physically cringe while reading. ShamWow, folks? That bad boy? Giddy up? Come on. What’s worse, they shift focus away from the legitimate story of ACORN’s corruption.

He also committed an inexcusable breach in journalistic integrity by failing to disclose the fact that Hannah Giles is his daughter. In this case it’s ironically fortunate that he rarely has an original thought. If he made any contribution whatsoever to conservative mainstream opinion, this might become a fair cause for controversy.

Kevin Davis

Susan 1288 Wrote: Sep 15, 2009 10:17 PM

Mr giles you are a fraud, and they are looking into the allegation that these tapes shown on the Glen Beck noice are a fraud. I hope they expose you for the fraud you all are. You didn't inform the readers of your column that the lady in the videos just happens to be your daughter. And also didn't you notice that the video shown today on the Beck liar liar pants on fire show showed a date of 8/14/2005!!!!!!!!!!! The least they should have done was get rid of date the video was shot. You people should be ashamed

paul3896 Wrote: Sep 14, 2009 2:40 PM

hrard this afternoon on rush theyt have busted another acorn pig sty in brooklin liberal nyc.

Kyla5 Wrote: Sep 13, 2009 2:45 PM

IF by some horrible event this load of crap health killer passes, I can only hope and pray it will be repealed in 2013. Of course, Obama would have to be defeated in 2012 or he would definitely veto its repeal.
I am still in disbelief so many God-fearing good American could have bought the "hope & change" mantra. Of course, with the support of the MSM the winds of change has blown Americans into the terrority of mass government spending and a march towards income distribution.

ropati Wrote: Sep 12, 2009 10:40 PM

I heard Obama on the radio today (not quick enough to switch stations) saying, "Every day this bill does not pass is another day people are denied health care."

Note to Obama: If you health debacle passed tonight, it would not go into effect until 2013. What about all those people you say are denied health care supposed to do for the next four years? Hurry up for what?

Every day, my a$$.

Marilyn143 Wrote: Sep 12, 2009 3:30 PM

Hi, Doug!!
I noticed the young ladies name when I read the article. I wondered if she was related to you after seeing the name, Giles!!

You really did a great job raising this young lady. But I really wish this had been done at the same time in more than one office. MSM will not pay attention to this mess at all. I' in North Carolina, I have watched the news of the South Carolina Governor being raked across the coals by the self righteous Democrats. Demanding that he resign after it was reported he had a mistress in South America. The odd part to me is the fact that this revelation came barely a month after his statement to the press that South Carolina would not take any of the stimulus money from the Obama Administration....

HuskerGal Wrote: Sep 12, 2009 5:05 AM

I wasn't attempting to be snotty. I never asked you to "bow and scrape". Your Majesty? Good thing you're eager to rise above the snottiness and not be dragged down into the muck with me. Thank you for proving my final point.

OR is right. I think we're all in agreement that the downfall of ACORN is a great thing. And yes, I did see the exclusion of ACORN from the 2010 census and it's outstanding news.

REBEL1865 Wrote: Sep 12, 2009 2:10 AM

Let's not get our lingerie in a knot - since we appear to be on the same side, let's save our claws for the leftwing lunatic lugnuts!

By the by, I believe I was the first to post that the U.S. Census Bureau had kicked ACORN to the curb in my post #154 above.

So, now, let's play nice, shall we? I'd rather save MY venom for the sneaky snakes who troll over here at TH.

CherDash Wrote: Sep 12, 2009 1:45 AM

When I read posts, I post comments as I come to the posts to which I want to reply. I started reading the posts this afternoon, so yeah, I was a bit behind;, and I didn't see till later that that point had already been addressed. Should I scrape and bow to you to prove my humbleness, your majesty??. A bit of advice: You should really stop being so snotty to people you write. Did you see my post about ACORN now being banned from using their nefarious cheating skills on the Census? That was great news!

HuskerGal Wrote: Sep 12, 2009 12:24 AM

CherDash, Did you even look at my previous post? Obviously not, because you'll see that I acknowledged exactly that in my lasts two posts. It sounds like you had such a burning desire to answer a prior posting that you didn't bother to scroll through the rest of the thread to find out more.
Carolyn, Not falling in lockstep with the official party line on one issue doesn't make me naive or a secret liberal. I wasn't "tripping all over myself" to try and sound "oh so thoughtful and reasonable". That was simply my personal opinion. The fact that someone tries to interject a different opinion into a debate doesn't make them a secret liberal mole. It does make you paranoid though. Hearing other opinions regardless of how stupid...

Rowly Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 11:54 PM

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CherDash Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 11:43 PM

Because of the "incidents" in Baltimore and DC, ACORN has now been banned from "helping" with the census. When are they going to be stopped from receiving the $8.5 BILLION in "stimulus" money they are scheduled to get? Also, they should be made to return the (hundreds of?) millions they've gotten in the last 15 years.

CherDash Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 11:06 PM

usafbluechick Location: OK
Reply # 91
Date: Sep 11, 2009 - 7:31 AM EST

Maybe Hookers DO Go to ACORN for Advice
...and maybe ACORN does support sex trafficking, but the Achilles heel of the filmmakers is a lack of patience.

If this is institutional, then they should have collected this from more than just one office. That's just good, solid research. Finding this to be the case at a multitude of offices across the country would have done their corrupt @$$es in for good and there's no way they could have denied that the problem wasn't endemic. It would've been sensational, hideous, and absolutely delicious to watch this juggernaut of bully tactics, voter intimidation, and Godless evil implode before our very eyes....

REBEL1865 Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 10:48 PM

Location: CA
Reply # 76
Date: Sep 11, 2009 - 1:39 AM EST "ACORN? You DO realize...this isn't last November don't you?

"What a small, disconnected, misanthropic enclave you THr's have become.

"I stop by here now, just every six months or so, to sweep out the cages and hose down the vermin.

"ACORN? "YOU LIE!"...?

"Do you even realize how pathetic and alone you now are?"
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william, william, william...what took you so long? Geeze, 75 posts before you wander in. Must have taken you that long to think of something to say. Just shows ya that liberal lunatic leftwing lugnuts just aren't too swift on the uptake.

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I see Taft, the daft, has just had to add his usual...

Tom697 Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 9:52 PM

perhaps the most egregious aspect of this entire ACORN expose is the absence of coverage by the major networks and left leaning cable stations. Apparently only FOX news finds tax fraud, abetting tax fraud, abetting illegal prostitution, subjourning perjury, mortgage fraud, and a myriad of child endangerment felonies to be worthy of reporting. One might think that all of this funded (at least in part) at tax payer expense would register on some news desk radar.

The lack of coverage speaks volumes about the liberal bias of the press.

RL19 Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 9:29 PM

This is just a travesty. A crooked publicly funded organization who only registers Democrats. Republican grow some and do something.

JeffS2 Wrote: Sep 11, 2009 6:46 PM

When does it stop being a collection of events and start being considered a RICO level enterprise in illegality?

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