I was watching Obama’s town hall meeting in Portsmouth this past week, and I’ve got to give it to Barack and his boys . . . I haven’t seen choreography that tight since the finale of So You Think You Can Dance.
I bet if the Queen of Scream, Mary Murphy, was watching that little Cirque du Soleil she would have been yelling, “Barack, I think I hear a whistle blowing! Yep, I hear it! Woo woo! It’s the Hot Tamale Train, and it’s coming to pick you up, honey! Get your chocolate milkshake on the Hot Tamale Train! Woo woo woo!” Then her head would spin 360 degrees as she rises from her seat, hikes up her dress and runs straight through a sheetrock wall and down the studio alley until Nigel summons Ted Nugent to come and shoot her with an elephant tranquilizing dart.
Yep, that was a beautiful little tango Obama danced with his White House appointed Portsmouth crowd. (I wonder if there’s a Crowd Czar yet? No? Well, give ‘em a week.) I’ll be damned if Obama can’t get a doting throng when he needs one. Weren’t they sweet, cute and capitulating? Unlike the rest of the nation, there was nary a contrary word in New Hampshire.
Y’know, our good old Mr. Hope & Change has a cabal handy at the drop of the red fez, whether it’s ACORN lug nuts ready to register Mickey Mouse to vote, some SEIU hooligans waiting to whup a conservative black guy’s butt outside a town hall meeting, or a gaggle of splooge-brained Clockwork Orange droogies begging to drool on his Health Scare plan in the Granite State. Achtung, baby!
Matter of fact, as Erick Erickson’s outfit, Redstate.com, pointed out: You can make some cash being one of Barack’s butt kissers. Why, hell yeah! I mean, aside from it being illegitimate and disingenuous, why shouldn’t you make some drachmas drumming up “unsolicited” support for Obama and the dreams of his father?
Check it out: Liberal organizations, advertising now on Craigslist, pay you $325 - $500 a week to tramp around to various town hall meetings to make a big stink on behalf of B-HO and his ShamWow! (They especially want blacks and homosexuals! I ain’t making this up. Check the adverts!) And you thought Craigslist was just a classifieds site for cheap washers and dryers and 13-year-old hookers. Silly you.
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