Not only is this insane, unproven and ridiculously expensive green “lifestyle” going to further wreck our crippled economy, but it’s also going to screw with our freedoms like never before. You remember your freedoms, don’t you? If the green police have their way that’s what your freedoms will be: namely, a memory in the corners of your mind of the way we were. (That’s the only time I will ever allude to Streisand.)
Check this out from Milloy and Green Hell, “It’s time you recognize that a great green tsunami is heading your way, threatening to wash away your standard of living and many of your liberties . . . your sense of the green movement may be that it simply advocates small lifestyle changes to benefit the environment. But the green agenda, in fact, is much more ambitious; it promotes countless new restrictions and regulations designed to reorder society from top to bottom . . . living on a smaller, more inconvenient, more uncomfortable, more expensive, less enjoyable, and less hopeful scale . . . It’s about you living under the green thumb.”
Yep, the green police want to control what you eat, what you grow, what you drive, how you play, how you party, what you smoke, how many times your cow can fart, where you travel, what kind of crapper you have, whether you use tap or bottled water, and the square footage of your home. Isn’t that nice?
Welcome to green hell, you bastards. Get ready to have the rat cage strapped to your face. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I absolutely hate being told what to do and where to do it—especially for bogus, hello, reasons.
For instance, if I buy a small car it will be because I want to buy a small car. I bought my wife a beautiful Mini CooperS, not because some green jackass shamed us into it but because it is a screaming little high-quality ride, a veritable street legal go cart that she can park in a mailbox, which is important in a place like Miami (not to mention she looks smoking hot in it, as well).
However, now that we, the slaves of Obamaland, are being humiliated by “them” to get a Thumbelina car that goes at a top speed of 20mph and runs on Balinese spider monkey urine, I’ve decided to sell the Mini and get the Ford F-1150 Global Warmer with the Middle Finger Package that visibly melts the polar ice caps and turns the sky black when you crank it up. Matter of fact, I think I’ll get two: one for her to drive and one just to start and let run in my driveway.
Lastly, do yourself a favor—those of you who can still think freely—and get Steve Milloy’s new book Green Hell: How Environmentalists Plan to Ruin Your Life and What You Can Do to Stop Them. As the founder and editor of JunkScience.com, Steve Milloy has been monitoring the greens for over 13 years. Now, as many Americans wake up under this green thumb for the first time, Milloy can tell us what the greens are targeting first—and what we as American citizens can do to stop them.