Doug Giles

14. She has issues with being like one of Hef’s splooged-brain girlfriends who’ll have sex with a well-to-do octogenarian simply for his drachmas.

15. She has a problem with wearing a thong when she’s ten years old or donning a Halloween porn costume for her middle school party.

Y’know, if I were a woman I’d be pretty PO’ed that “secular progressives” within America have succeeded in making young women known and appreciated only if they’re a catch rag for our orgasm-obsessed, Onanistic way of life. Yes, the empowered woman of today, according to the media, is the girl who wears a Hustler T-shirt, will strip on command and has no problemo whatsoever in turning her vagina into a sexual turnstile. Good job, you secular “progressive” weeds.

As you can imagine, buying into this sexed-up culture of raunch has caused an insane increase in STDs amongst our nation’s teens. Yep, the reality is that every twenty-four hours 21,000 teens are slapped, saddled, infused and infected with some creepy, nasty and potentially deadly bug brought about by following the advice of the producers of the Rock of Love II.

According to the Center for Disease Control this week, it seems as if our societal schlep to the drum of the sexual revolutionaries of the ‘60s, American Pie, Superbad, Paris and Pam has brought about a veritable venereal tsunami of which one out of four of our teenage girls are now drowning in a sexually disease-laden wake. (Boy, this has gotta hurt all the “SP” horndogs because this info didn’t come from Focus on The Family).

Yes, mom, dad, and young familial squabs, the chances are historically sky high that if you screw around nowadays, you could very well be . . . well . . . screwed.


Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at ClashDaily.com and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.