Doug Giles

The Islamofascists would love nothing more than to turn the American Dream into a nuclear nightmare. And this Islamic ill will is wished upon all Americans, not just the hawkish conservatives.

Get it right, you who still don’t get it, these bug-eyed, helix-missing, religious zealots (someone must have pee’d in their gene pool), do not, I repeat, do not give a camel poop about:

Whether you’re gay or straight,

Whether you drive a Hybrid or a Hummer,

Whether you are a svelte Paris Hilton or a roomy Southern Baptist,

Whether you lean politically left or right,

Whether you’re Bill Clinton or Bill O’Reilly,

Whether you wear a cross, a star of David or a pentagram, and lastly,

Whether you’re black, white, yellow, red or brown.

All of these oxygen thieves have one desire for the American collective and that is . . . our death.

Yes, these Islamic evolutionary holdovers don’t give a flip about us, our nation or our way of life; and there is nothing, nothing, we can do to dissuade them from seeking our demise other than to obliterate them on their turf and on our terms.

There are no bargain chips to play, no olive branches to extend and no chance in hell that they’ll dial down enough so that we’re able to do a Coke commercial with them. No matter what any politicians say and no matter how much pot the peacemakers smoke, there is zilch we can do to get the likes of al-Qaeda to al-Cool It. We cannot do anything to appease them because we have nothing that they want.

If it were Anna Nicole Smith that our nation was up against then we’d be in luck. Why? Well, you could probably buy her a Bentley, get her new boobs, perhaps new collagen injections, a fresh vial of botox and a shiny new pole and, more than likely, she would stand down. Not so with these cats. The Islamofascists are calloused to the core.

In addition to the external threat via Muslim madness, we’ve got the internal menace coming from the secular-to-the-bone, anti-Judeo/Christian cabal that would love nothing more than to turn traditional American values into an archaic blip in our history books. Now, granted, these traditional-values/America haters do not wield weapons like the Islamofascist pukes do; nevertheless, they despise this land and that for which it stands.

That said, what do we, Christians in particular, do when faced with implacable, radical American enemies? Just sit around singing “Friends” by Michael W. Smith and hope these bad guys will leave us alone? Should we just ignore the viable millennial threat of militant Islam and usurping secularism?

Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.