BTW, can some of you girls stop imitating guys? Please? Like . . . now? The other day I saw this Hispanic chick cruising on a Harley. Her gut was hanging over her way-too-low-cut jeans, she had a cigarette dangling from the corner her mouth and she was sporting more tattoos than a Maasai warrior. I had to do a double take because I thought it was my gardener with a wig and some Frederick’s inserts. Yikes!

Also, girls, if you want to celebrate your “freedom” from misogynist’s constructs by smoking a cigar, don’t smoke a .62 ring gauge maduro 8” Churchill. Stay somewhere south of .36. I know you’re not supposed to trust men; but trust me—you’ll look better.

Now, back to role models for your son. Even I have role models in case I drift to the effete dark side. There are eight in particular who help me keep my testosterone in focus and my boys intact.

1. Larry the Cable Guy. He keeps me tethered to my beloved redneck roots that are under constant attack down here in the oh so sassy South Florida. Git-R-Done, Larry.

2. Dennis Miller. Miller keeps the wise guy alive and well in me, which is a must if you want to mess with the FCP’s and have the attitude necessary to navigate the Sargasso morass the feminuts spew forth.

3. Ted Nugent. Ditto. The Nuge also brings to the table an enviable love for hunting, guns and all that is wild and free. His music, books, concerts and our conversations keep my primitive man in fine shape.

4. Os Guinness. He takes the dumb out of Christendom.

5. R.C. Sproul. He is an apt destroyer of atheistic non-sense and a brilliant communicator of the essentials of Christianity.

6. My dad. He loved one woman, raised four kids and put them through college, and at age 79 is sharp, strong and one helluva big game fisherman. Tight lines and screaming reels, Dad.

7. Several dead guys for several reasons. To name a few: Winston Churchill, Nicolai Fechin and Teddy Roosevelt. And last but certainly not least . . .

8. God. I know following His flawless lead is most of the time an exercise in futility, but the Unseen One is a great example of masculine uniqueness. He’s wild and He’s wise . . . a warrior, a king, a prankster, a healer and a father. We are made in His image and should reflect his glory.

Now, my personal role models might not be the ones you’d choose; but the point for you as a parent is to be one for your son—and get some others who will help you forge your son into the force he’s been called to become. Mom & Dad, by simply taking control (taking control, taking control) of who your boy hangs out with, what you let him watch, read and listen to, you can help him find his masculine groove and pursue it with vigor while blowing off the effeminate funk of the FCP’s.

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