Doug Giles
What a diverse multiracial, multicultural, multivitamin nation our country has become! In a quick two hundred years we?ve gone from "E Pluribus Unum" to "E Pluribus Pluribus." The U.S. loves celebrating its kaleidoscopic collective like no other place on the planet.

And we are totally cool with you doing whatever to whomever you want, and worshipping whomever or whatever you choose. It?s all right with us if you believe in nothing at all, or all of nothing.

Our centeredness, our focus, our New Millennial State of Zen has come about by 40 years of chanting postmodernism?s mantra of tolerance, tolerance and more tolerance. We show R-E-S-P-E-C-T for whatever you want to do, and whatever you want to believe.

Tolerance is the prized virtue of our vernacular.

If you?re a Rick James super freak, well, that?s okay. If your beliefs run to the bizarre or the banal, or if what you want to smoke the same philosophical crack that Caligula, Nero, Alistair Crowley or Vladimir Lenin freebased, we?ll accommodate you. Because, you see, WE ARE OPEN!

Our nation is totally open to anyone and to anything, that is, unless, of course, you?re a Christian. And if that?s the case, then you?re likely to get more sympathy from a badger with minimal sleep than you will from the liberal left who are hard at work making your life hard.

The liberal, hypocritical, tolerant thought police of the 21st century are about as easy going with Christianity as Ike Turner was with Tina every time she went flat while belting out a high note singing ?Proud Mary.?

The Xtreme sport of the Xtreme left is Christian-suppression, and man, are they getting good at it. Check it out:

· Liberal, hypocritical, social de-constructors have effectively removed Christianity from our public schools and universities. They have completely deleted the truth concerning the massive role the Christian faith played in our Founding Fathers? formulating this great land. And God help you if you, Christian teacher or student, attempt to re-introduce it.

· Liberal, hypocritical Hollywood-en heads routinely show Christians in television and film as cross-eyed morons who are repressed and offensive, buckle-shoed, GED killjoys sporting a 70-plus-pound Bible with a minus-70 IQ.

· Liberal, hypocritical activist judges, tanked up on triple espresso no-foam lattes and Al Franken-stein?s latest blog, zealously misinterpret and misapply the Constitution to rid from American government and public life, any semblance of Christian thought. They do this with masturbatory preening glee, congratulating themselves for being Titans of religious freedom ? protectors of their envisioned nuevo nation.

Doug Giles

Doug Giles is the Big Dawg at and the Co-Owner of The Safari Cigar Company. Follow him onFacebook and Twitter. And check out his new book, Rise, Kill and Eat: A Theology of Hunting from Genesis to Revelation.