Suckers. Google simply started building a four-story barge made of stacked shipping containers flanked by giant white sails on a Treasure Island pier. No hoops.
That's San Francisco for you. If you want to build condos, you have to beg for up to a decade. If you want to replace an unsafe bridge, two decades. But if you're a tech biggie and you want to build a riverboat for geeks, surf's up.
Ever coy -- a euphemism for secretive -- Google won't even disclose what the pop-up building is for. A statement sent to reporters teased: "A floating data center? A wild party boat? A barge housing the last remaining dinosaur? Sadly, none of the above. Although it's still early days and things may change, we're exploring using the barge as an interactive space where people can learn about new technology."
Does this mean the Googleheads are not even sure what they're building and they see Treasure Island as their own private Legoland? Did they decide one day, "Just for the fun of it, let's build something that looks like the Sydney Opera House after it was subjected to a trash compactor"?
Word is that Google wants to make a floating showroom that it can dock around the country.
When I sent Google a request for permission to come on board, an anonymous Google official responded with a refusal and template language about "interactive space." As with all things Google, Google HQ talks up interacting but does not deign to interact with others.
Interacting with Google is like being the suspect in a TV police interrogation. You do all the interacting while The All-Seeing Search Engine hears all from the sly side of the mirror.
In a city that requires buildings to be "bird-safe," how does Google get to stack up, hoist sail and drop anchor without so much as a public hearing?
San Francisco Bay Conservation and Development Commission Executive Director Larry Goldzband told me BCDC has "an investigation to determine the permit for that pier that enabled the permit holder to actually do such marine construction." He has met with Google reps and still isn't sure.
Goldzband also said that construction is on hold.
On the one hand, BCDC doesn't usually approve projects that fill "the bay when you have an alternative upland location." Read: terra firma. His commission's job is to protect a state resource, the San Francisco Bay.
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