Debra J. Saunders

Saunders takes me out to the Capitol grounds for her big exclusive -- my first sit-down interview -- which her pack-mate Carla Marinucci videotapes for my public.

Saunders begins: Do I call Jerry Brown "Dad" or "Master"?

"Or Zen master?" She thinks she's really funny.

When she starts asking me about redevelopment, I realize I have more important business to attend to. Saunders comes prepared with a plastic sleeve from her newspaper. You see, I know the real reason why a conservative columnist got the first interview with California's first dog: The guys in the press office wanted to give new meaning to the term "scoop."

Debra J. Saunders

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