Debra J. Saunders

I don't think the Democratic Party can have enough candidates who show that they're regular gun-loving guys by going pheasant hunting.

I want Kerry to ride his Harley on the "Tonight Show" again -- but wearing the helmet Michael Dukakis wore in the tank.

Most of all, I want to understand how a man can be so brave that he earned a Silver Star, a Bronze Star and three Purple Hearts in Vietnam, yet he then can be so craven that when he protested the war, he threw away other people's medals in protest.

Debra J. Saunders

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