David Limbaugh

 Since the Bush Administration can do nothing right in Iraq according to the Democratic presidential candidates, we really should revisit what they might do differently if in power.
Let's imagine what they might say if pressed.

 Me: "Your latest harangue is that Bush didn't properly plan for the post war, and $87 billion to protect and rebuild Iraq is too much. What brand of crystal ball would you have employed to predict specific terrorist ambushes on our troops following the war, and what suggestions can you offer on cutting the budget there?"

 The 9 little generals (T9LG): "We have no idea. We just know that if there's going to be any spending around here, we're going to be the ones to do it, for health care, education and the environment. Remember the Clinton chant?"

 Me: "But we're already spending oodles on education."

 T9LG: "We know, but if we don't say the word 'education,' the chant loses its rhythm and appeal, and those are necessary for votes … Can't stop thinking about yesterday, er, tomorrow."

 Me: "Seriously, now, if you say we're spending too much, where would you recommend that we cut?"

 T9LG: "Well, we wouldn't be there (Iraq) in the first place, which would make this discussion moot."

 Me: "But most of you voted for the resolution or otherwise supported the invasion of Iraq."

 T9LG: "Yes, but that was when public support for the war was overwhelming and we would have looked unpatriotic to resist. Since America won the war, despite our predictions of doom, we've had time to work on the American people and create just enough doubt that we can now safely oppose the war. So our latest line is that Bush deceived us."

 Me: "Deceived you about what?"

 T9LG: "The 16 words, weapons of mass destruction, the connection between Iraq and Al Qaeda … health care, education, the environment."

 Me: "But the 16 word non-deception (Britain still stands by its report) had little to do with our decision to invade. And surely you're not going to deny the manifest connection between Muslim terrorists and Saddam, are you? And about those weapons of mass destruction, are you saying they didn't exist and Bush and the entire intelligence community lied about them just because we haven't found them yet?"

 T9LG: "We'll say whatever we have to say to make Bush look bad. This is an election cycle, you know."

 Me: "OK, but aren't you happy we liberated the Iraqi people from this mass-murdering tyrant?"

 T9LG: "Could we reserve comment until we see where the American people stand on that around October 2004?"

David Limbaugh

David Limbaugh, brother of radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh, is an expert on law and politics. He recently authored the New York Times best-selling book: "Jesus on Trial: A Lawyer Affirms the Truth of the Gospel."

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