Other parts of my plan for destroying America, if I had one, are also coming together. Mosques and Islamic schools, many funded by the extremist Wahaabi sect based in Saudi Arabia, are "exploding." My brilliant idea (if it was mine and if it was for real) encourages Americans to have abortions or small families, while the "peaceful religionists" have large families in order to skew the demographic in Western countries. Politically, if I had a plan, it would be to mobilize immigrants and those born in America to vote to change the immigration policies of the United States and lower its guard so that the ultimate destruction of America would be assured.
The 9/11 hijackers conducted "trial runs" before Sept. 11 to probe weak spots. The behavior of the imams was even more provocative and suspicious. A pilot, who requested anonymity, told The Washington Times that airlines are not "secretly prejudiced against any nationality, religion or culture," and that the only target of profiling is passenger behavior.
"There are certain behaviors that raise the bar," he said, "and not sitting in your assigned seat raises the bar substantially, especially since we know that this behavior has been evident in suspicious probes in the past."
Drat! They discovered my plan, but there will be another time and maybe the next time, or the time after that, I will again succeed.
This is how I would think, if I were a terrorist.
Cal Thomas is co-author (with Bob Beckel) of the book, "Common Ground: How to Stop the Partisan War That is Destroying America".
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